#1
Sat in the dark, wanting to be scared. No screamers, go go go!
ᶌῖᶌα ɭα ɌεᶌσɭƲʈιʘϰ
#4
By the time you're in your midlife, The world will be nearing it's breaking point in terms of resources like food and water.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#7
these aren't even scary but w/e. i love this song

Started thinking about a normal life, it got me suicidal
Standing in the kitchen with a noose and a rifle
Hang or bang hockin' lugees in a bible
Dancing with the Devil tonight's our first recital
His hands on my hips he take control of my movement
A couple of minutes pass and I don't know what I'm doin'
Just dance to the music so nobody will laugh at me
But the ****ing voices in my head keep asking me
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

I live all over my roomie's a bum
**** a bitch never sober virgin bitch nun
Sound like she dying when that virgin bitch cum
My used penis beats on this virgin bitch drums
She askin' me to dance I ask for my pants
Ended up with an arguement sirens, ambulance
Scratch her off my list, situation bias
She made me a milkshake and forced me to try it
Nah I ain't Nas get the **** off my dick
Besides from the smell of it I'm hatin' the flavor
Last night for the hell of it I raped her neighbor
Bit her fillin's all through my vampire teeth saber
(Ahh, Jesus, please) She screams for her savior
A nun with a bum **** you bitch better pay up
I need to eat, place to sleep, new shoes, aging feet
Alligator hair heat Gatorade made her sweet

Bitter sweet seven fist fightin' with a reverend
Bless sessions niggas fresh as Crest breath is
Devil in my chest I inhale more cess then
Place one missed call to heaven
You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
you're a stone fox
#8
Boo!
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#9
Quote by Vauxite
Sat in the dark, wanting to be scared. No screamers, go go go!

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began ****ing her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY ****ING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
#10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmhfn3mgWUI


Start here. Watch them all. There are 65 or so, iirc.
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Wow, these all suck. Except for the Moth Whisperer over there.


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If you voted anything other this, you're wrong and a queer and I personally challenge every last one of you to pistols at dawn.
#13
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By the time you're in your midlife, The world will be nearing it's breaking point in terms of resources like food and water.

We'll have figured something out by then like we always do though.
#14
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
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#17
Quote by phayzze
I masturbate with sandpaper and enjoy sticking barb wire down my peehole.

I also enjoy shoving fence posts up me bum.


I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#19
I'm tired, so no. I'll give you this though.
Quietly sit and contemplate the fact that when you die, there will be nothing. You will be gone, and you will no longer experience anything. Not blackness, nothingness. Contemplate your nonexistence, your meaninglessness. Sit and contemplate nothingness, and you won't care about being frightened any more.
#20
Quote by RealUnrealRob
I'm tired, so no. I'll give you this though.
Quietly sit and contemplate the fact that when you die, there will be nothing. You will be gone, and you will no longer experience anything. Not blackness, nothingness. Contemplate your nonexistence, your meaninglessness. Sit and contemplate nothingness, and you won't care about being frightened any more.


Can you prove that you exist beyond your cognition?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#22
Quote by genghisgandhi
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/

Read this and you'll be scared, 100% guaranteed.

^


Is this supposed to be a horrible joke?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all