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#5
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#7
ask them for a shrimp on the barbie
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#9
I remember going to a tea shop in Whitby that had this big history written out claiming it was bought by the Holmes family at some-such date etc etc.

I really didn't understand if they were joking or not.
#11
pretend youve never heard of where theyre from. theres a comedian who mentioned this, and i have done it, works brilliantly
#14
1. Be American
2. Be American
3. Be American
4. Be American
5. Be American
6. Be American
7. Be American
8. Be American
9. Be American
10. Be American
11. Be French
12. Be American
13. Be American
14. Be American
15. Be American
16. Be American
17. Be American
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#16
talk about our obv superior freedom whilst shooting shotguns in the air
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#17
Quote by eGraham
1. Be American
2. Be American
3. Be American
4. Be American
5. Be American
6. Be American
7. Be American
8. Be American
9. Be American
10. Be American
11. Be French
12. Be American
13. Be American
14. Be American
15. Be American
16. Be American
17. Be American


Yup.
#18
Casually let drop that they owe you one for WWII.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#19
Say you don't like tea. MASIVE TROLLZ xD LULZ INT3ND3ED!!!!

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#21
You know it is illegal not to fill a pint all the way up? Pubs can only serve beer and cider in measures of 1/3 of a pint, 1/2 a pint and a full pint.
#22
Quote by eGraham
1. Be American
2. Be American
3. Be American
4. Be American
5. Be American
6. Be American
7. Be American
8. Be American
9. Be American
10. Be American
11. Be French
12. Be American
13. Be American
14. Be American
15. Be American
16. Be American
17. Be American

Be foreign.
#23
Quote by CrazyPigeon
You know it is illegal not to fill a pint all the way up? Pubs can only serve beer and cider in measures of 1/3 of a pint, 1/2 a pint and a full pint.


1/2 a pint is not a full pint > not filled all the way up > you're a ******.
#24
Tell them *random British thing* is not as good as *random American, German or French thing*.

"Ricky Gervais is nowhere near as funny as Louis CK."

Watch as the rage ensues.
#25
The American Office is better
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#26
I thought most Brits hated Gervais anyway.

I thought most Brits hated everything anyway.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#28
Quote by FearMyLightning
1/2 a pint is not a full pint > not filled all the way up > you're a ******.

As in the photo shown in the link. It's a good job I'm a polite Englishman or I'd call you a cunt.
#30
Quote by MadClownDisease
I would've thought that kind of ignorance would annoy most people.


Hating Americans by itself isn't ignorant, a lot of justifications for hating them might be though.

Number one for me is the word soccer. You can't steal a countries names and rename their shit you bunch of assholes!
SMILE!
#31
Quote by Mr.DeadDuck
Hating Americans by itself isn't ignorant, a lot of justifications for hating them might be though.

Number one for me is the word soccer. You can't steal a countries names and rename their shit you bunch of assholes!

someone doesn't understand how freedom works
#33
The only real tea is sweet iced tea.
Save a trip to the RT!
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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.


Top trolling abilities.

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God dammit you had me 10/10
#38
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Guns should be legalized



i involuntarily frowned when i read this : (
CuSO4

"I don't have an instrument, I don't have a great voice, I just have some nice clothes maybe." paul rutherford
#40
Quote by Mr.DeadDuck
Hating Americans by itself isn't ignorant, a lot of justifications for hating them might be though.

I think hating all Americans is ignorant actually, but that's not what I meant anyway.
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