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rate the user above you in terms of entertainment value
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#4
stoya/10
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#5
This thread ****ing sucks.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#6
^ He was not entertained, so I'll just rate myself.

10/10 would bang.

v Dang. That's kinda harsh, but okay.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 3, 2013,
#7
-1/0
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#8
10/10

edit: for joshua garcia

uh.. 5/10 for you cause i don't remember you




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Jun 3, 2013,
#9
10/10

would rate again
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
8/10, would kick
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
6/10 made me check my privilege
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
8/10 you're funny.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#25
josh peck/10
That's a Solid b

Is it against the rules to do something entertaining to improve your rating?

Too late, Here's a short story written by yours truly.

It was early in the morning, as far as joey could tell. he was laying in the cold wet grass hoping the burning sun he felt on his back would be nice to him after such a night. His head throbbed. "Why am I here?", He wondered. "What have I done to wake up...", joey thinks as he opens his eyes to realise he was on a yachts mini-golf course "on a mini...golf course?", he finishes.

Alarmed at his sudden bizarre realisation, He tries to stand up to make sense of what's going on only to stumble back down to the ground at which point he noticed his limbs were covered in blood. "not again", joey thought. He frantically searched his body to find any clues of what had transpired to no avail. He let a few moments pass by coming to grips with where he was. There was a large rocky Island not too far from the yacht, and a few other ships sailing around, Nothing familiar though.

After a while more, joey managed to stagger his way towards the captains quarters. Perhaps he would know what was going on? As joey knocked on the door, it ominously creeked open. Joey couldn't help giggling to himself at how cliche it was. Stepping into the cabin he noticed a terrible smell, One he recognised, It was death.

A flash of memory drove itself like a dagger into joeys brain as he fell to the floor remembering what he'd done the previous night. He'd done this, all of it... Again... He still couldn't remember why, but there was no doubt in his mind now. He had killed every single person on the yacht. Almost instantly, A calm hard look washed across his face. He had to clean this up, And he wasn't happy about it.

Just as joey started to was his hands out in the captains sink, He Heard men yelling and making other loud noises. It was the cops. Joey couldn't help but allow the panic to set in, He couldn't explain this, Was he set up? how could the cops know he was here? why are they doing this? Unsure of what to do, Joey jumped into the sink where he hid, frozen.

Within seconds the cops kicked in the door and were all over the place. Joey held his breath, There's no way he was getting out of this one. As joey sat there petrified, the only thing he could possibly do in a time like this, A detective started to do his work. This detective was a smart man too, He quickly unraveled what evils had happened in the room and was well on his way to thoroughly searching the place.

The bathroom door opened, letting the light show the horrors of the night to the detective. He yelled back almost excitedly to the cops as he peered in, He'd found it! Rushing over to the sink, he picked up a hammer and said, "lads, We've found our murder weapon".
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#28
9/10 would bang
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#30
wwf/10 would bang
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#32
m9/10, would be called a fag by
Quote by So-Cal
10/10 would post underneath of

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#33
∞/10


I need... I'll be back later.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#35
currentlyabusinghimself/10
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#36
Quote by Hydra150
m9/10, would be called a fag by



20/20 would bang and motorboat
Quote by naedauuf
Shit working 24 hours a week at $12 an hour makes me rich?

BOW BEFORE ME PEASANTS.
#37
well, seeing as theguitarist will no doubt close this shortly anyway, you might as well turn it into a 'rate me by the hotness of the chick in the pic/gif I just posted' thread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#40
0/10 dont be mean
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
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