#1
what the difference between a Rooster and a Penguin is? I'm really having trouble seeing the difference. I was in my garden and something that was either a Rooster or a Penguin flew over my house, that's why I am asking.
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#3
1/10

One has wings.
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I don't think you know what a penguin is.

Or I've missed the joke.

Ha-ha! You've been had!
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#7
Rooster:

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Pwnguin:

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I can see why it would be confusing sometimes.


inb4 JustPenguin
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#8
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Well penguins can't fly so there's that to consider.

I thought that was the Rooster. See this is why I'm so confused. Everyone is feeding me different information.
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#9
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Rooster:

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Pwnguin:

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I can see why it would be confusing sometimes.


inb4 JustPenguin

So one is white and lives on grass. And the one living on the snow is non-white? I think Evolution screwed up there.
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I thought that was the Rooster. See this is why I'm so confused. Everyone is feeding me different information.


I think you are misunderstood, have you tried using wikipedia? I hear they have a service line you can call and patch you through to their nearest rooster-penguin expert.
#13
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Roosters can fly but they can't fly super long distances.

My house is not a super long distance.



It had no bike, so does that mean that it's a penguin?
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#14
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Roosters have teeth.

No they don't you cockbite.
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#15
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So one is white and lives on grass. And the one living on the snow is non-white? I think Evolution screwed up there.


No, evolution holds steady here.

Brown llam...er..Penguins could be spotted and saved more easily by PETA.
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#16
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So one is white and lives on grass. And the one living on the snow is non-white? I think Evolution screwed up there.


Did evolution screw up? There's a reason that polar bears don't live in Antarctica, and the answer can be found in a penguin's cold, soulless eyes... and it's hellspawned mouth:

#17
i think scientists should stop being so ****ing pretentious and just call them both penguins. i personally think horses, chickens, birds and lions, tigers and elephants should all be called the same thing. every ****ing animal should be called a pony or something.

oh and there's no ****ing difference between an animal cell and a plant cell.

oh, and **** you, all atoms are the same.
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#18
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Did evolution screw up? There's a reason that polar bears don't live in Antarctica, and the answer can be found in a penguin's cold, soulless eyes... and it's hellspawned mouth:


I'm so tempted to put my Cock in there.
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#20
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I'm so tempted to put my Cock in there.

I'd love to call you a cockbite right now, but it's been done.
#22
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Did evolution screw up? There's a reason that polar bears don't live in Antarctica, and the answer can be found in a penguin's cold, soulless eyes... and it's hellspawned mouth:



What kind of sick shit is this? Great, now, there is absolutely no ****ing reason why UG does not allow us to post zoom-in pictures of vaginas.
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#23
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You don't see any cocks in the picture, do you?

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY INSIDE THAT SATAN-VAGINA.

I wouldn't recommend it.

So you're saying that a Satan-Vagina jumped over my house and that I am not allowed to have oral sex with it? You must be such a buzzkill among your friends.
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#24
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What kind of sick shit is this? Great, now, there is absolutely no ****ing reason why UG does not allow us to post zoom-in pictures of vaginas.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP ****ING QUOTING IT

i'd much rather see a vagina over that horrifying display
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#25
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP ****ING QUOTING IT

i'd much rather see a vagina over that horrifying display


Nigga, you gay?
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#27
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#28
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fuk off ne-yo, so sick

Uh


how about no! You bloody Raooster. Did you fly over my house?
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