Poll: (round up)
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<3"
8 6%
4"
2 1%
5"
11 8%
6"
36 26%
7"
43 30%
8"
17 12%
9"
2 1%
10
1 1%
11
2 1%
32"
19 13%
Voters: 141.
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#2
it's completely average
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#8
does dong actually have dickpics floating around on here

pm pls for scinec
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#10
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does dong actually have dickpics floating around on here

pm pls for scinec


you can ask him for them. The gay thread got to see the goods when he pm'd like every one of them.
#12
11. 11 miles.
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#16
above average long but really thick. like holy crap am I getting fisted by a toddler thick.
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#18
Quote by theguitarist
above average long but really thick. like holy crap am I getting fisted by a toddler thick.


it's kinda nice, innit?
#19
round up




#22
mmhmm.


can only fit so much length in someone but just about everyone can stretch to fit girth.
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#23
answered shamelessly.

seems like this thread would have been done before
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#25
Quote by theguitarist
mmhmm.


can only fit so much length in someone but just about everyone can stretch to fit girth.


plus pencil dicks just aren't comely.
#27
Mine is not thick at all but it's longer than average, so in the end it really doesn't make a difference.
#29
3 inches but your mother loves it when I chuck it up her rusty sheriff's badge.
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#32
>tfw no over 9000 option
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#33
Average length, slightly less than average girth. Have also seen Dong's pics, which made me slightly depressed.
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#34
UG's bell curve is shifted about two inches larger than the averages in both the US and UK. Therefore, since the poll is public, subtract two inches from everyone to get true size.
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#35
i assume you mean when erect. i'm a grower, not a shower you see

so i'm like 3" soft and 7" when erect
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#36
Wow, apparently everyone on UG has an IQ of 185 and a 7 inch dick. Your girlfriends are some lucky people.
#37
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Wow, apparently everyone on UG has an IQ of 185 and a 7 inch dick. Your girlfriends are some lucky people.

don't forget we all play guitar too so all our gfs are rly hot.
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#39
I think everybody is just saying average but they don't know what average is.

In the USA, 5 inches is average. The UK is 5 inches too.

so yeah, I find it hard to believe that 6 is pretty much the lowest you all go
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