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#1
If you've come across a joke you really don't understand, post it. See if anybody else gets it! Let the posts begin!!!
#2
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.


otherside=afterlife

whaaaaaaaaaaaa
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
For me its:

Procrastinators Unite!!! ...Or maybe tomorrow


Was gonna look it up but decided I could later
#5
Quote by ehbacon
For me its:

Procrastinators Unite!!! ...Or maybe tomorrow


Was gonna look it up but decided I could later

Yeah, that one's a special joke, I don't blame you for not getting it.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
My friends keep pressuring me to be in this "pen fifteen" club. All you have to do is write the word pen and the number 15 on your arm/hand and you're in. Every time I do it everybody laughs and Mrs. Applebottom (my fifth grade schoolteacher) tells me to go wash it off.


What do pit?!?!
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#7
Quote by c3powil
My friends keep pressuring me to be in this "pen fifteen" club. All you have to do is write the word pen and the number 15 on your arm/hand and you're in. Every time I do it everybody laughs and Mrs. Applebottom (my fifth grade schoolteacher) tells me to go wash it off.


What do pit?!?!

Because only nerds claim to have 15 pens, everyone thinks you're a nerd.
#8
Quote by Trowzaa
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.


otherside=afterlife

whaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wow, I actually didn't even realize that I didn't get that joke before now.
#9
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
Because only nerds claim to have 15 pens, everyone thinks you're a nerd.


I still don't get it either
#11
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
Because only nerds claim to have 15 pens, everyone thinks you're a nerd.


I keep lots of pens in my pocket protector, they still explode though... I don't know if you've ever had pens(15) explode all at once all over your chest, but I tell you its no mug's game.
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This man speaks truth and has a beastly username.

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#12
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
I keep lots of pens in my pocket protector, they still explode though... I don't know if you've ever had pens(15) explode all at once all over your chest, but I tell you its no mug's game.

I have nothing but respect for you sir!
#13
the chicken crossing the road joke is an anti-joke you ****tards

you expect a punch line and are greeted with nothing but the obvious
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#14
There was a joke in F.R.I.E.N.D.S when Chandler and Joey were having an argument about something (Soap maybe?). Anyway Joey said "Well next time you have a shower, think about where I wash last and where you wash first," and Chandler did that classic shocked surprised Chandler face. The laughtrack played but I didn't know what Joey washed and in what order. That joke has always been in the back of my mind, trying to figure out what he meant.

A while back I was on some random reddit thread, and someone bought up that joke. Like 10 people came out immediately and were like "I never understood this joke and it's always bothered me, where did he wash?" I always thought I was alone in not understanding this joke. But there people out there, just like me.

I'll try find a video of the scene
#15
Quote by Jackintehbox
Wow, I actually didn't even realize that I didn't get that joke before now.

I also never even knew a little at all.

How this?
#16
Quote by c3powil
My friends keep pressuring me to be in this "pen fifteen" club. All you have to do is write the word pen and the number 15 on your arm/hand and you're in. Every time I do it everybody laughs and Mrs. Applebottom (my fifth grade schoolteacher) tells me to go wash it off.


What do pit?!?!

I can't believe no one thought something like that up during school
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Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
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Hahaha you short fuck
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LOL manlet
#17
joey washes his balls last and chandler washes his face first

and it is a bar of soap and I didn't even have to see it to understand it
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#18
Quote by TunerAddict
joey washes his balls last and chandler washes his face first

and it is a bar of soap and I didn't even have to see it to understand it


was just about to post that, I remember that episode, great one.
#19
Quote by captainsnazz
i dunt get this meme about doge or watever, wtf do u mean do i even compres ????



This. It's so god damn stupid
Sail upon the open skies
#21
Quote by TunerAddict
the chicken crossing the road joke is an anti-joke you ****tards

you expect a punch line and are greeted with nothing but the obvious


they're not cool enough for anti-jokes tuner just settle down
#23
Quote by Enigmatic564
I can't believe no one thought something like that up during school

that and pen island were pretty common when i went to school

Quote by TunerAddict
joey washes his balls last and chandler washes his face first

and it is a bar of soap and I didn't even have to see it to understand it

it doesnt feel right
#26
Quote by devourke
what if he washes his ass last


same ****ing difference, mate
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#29
See this is the problem. He has like 5 different gross body parts and I don't know which of them he washed last.
#31
Quote by devourke
See this is the problem. He has like 5 different gross body parts and I don't know which of them he washed last.

The joke is that Joey was born with a horrible deformity that combined all his grossest regions into a supertaint. Chandler was aghast at the realization that he had already been super tainted via indirect contact with the beast.
Last edited by AmalgamOfMeat at Jun 4, 2013,
#33
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
All of y'all that didn't get the chicken joke are tards.


4srs


that isn't the joke you nitwit, I've already explained it

the chicken wouldn't even be dead if it crossed the road, being that he had crossed it and hadn't been hit
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#34
Quote by TunerAddict
the chicken crossing the road joke is an anti-joke you ****tards

you expect a punch line and are greeted with nothing but the obvious




If you say so, joke-God.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#37
Quote by Trowzaa


If you say so, joke-God.


I demand a sacrifice.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#38
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez


That last slide is an accurate representation of my sex face.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#40
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Including the cemetery in the background?


Depends how well the chat-up lines were working that evening. If badly, head to the graveyard.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
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