#1
I didn't see any threads like this here so I figured I'd start one just to see.
Anyone ever see a ufo or anything of the sort? Here's the place to share stories and cool vids.
#2
I see UFOs like every day, I generally just assume they're aeroplanes though
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
It must be kinda shitty to actually see aliens or a UFO or whatever though, because no matter what you say if you talk about it everyone will just assume you're insane.
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I see UFOs like every day, I generally just assume they're aeroplanes though

Sometimes I think they could be pigeons
but I'm no Charlie Parker
I guess the government has more important things to worry about though, so I don't feel offended when they don't reply to my letters telling the story of these encounters
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
I saw Juan once at walmart


I stalked him for a short time and I noticed that he was mostly buying tortillas


So I waited for him to go into the bathroom, at which time I punched him in the throat and asked him for his green card


At which time he started yelling fluently in Spanish, likely due to the surprise attack I had just carried out.

I always knew there was something fishy about that guy.


But here's the thing: I was escorted out of walmart by the police and spent one night in jail and I was fined 3,000 dollars for doing nothing but attempting to prove that Juan was American. And the police never took any action against Juan, despite what I had just proven to them.

It is a sad, corrupt world if the vigilantes are punished and the guilty are set free.
#7
I have one:

Now after the sabbath, toward the dawn of the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to see the sepulchre. 2: And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled back the stone, and sat upon it. 3: His appearance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow. 4: And for fear of him the guards trembled and became like dead men. 5: But the angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid; for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified. 6: He is not here; for he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay. 7: Then go quickly and tell his disciples that he has risen from the dead, and behold, he is going before you to Galilee; there you will see him. Lo, I have told you." 8: So they departed quickly from the tomb with fear and great joy, and ran to tell his disciples.

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#9
i was driving through the countryside coming back from doing a radio show last fall around 1230 in the morning when i saw what looked to be a shooting star untill it slowed down for a few seconds then sped up and disappeared again. not saying it was aliens, but it fits the definition of a ufo
#10
I met an alien once. He said, "Give me all your money." And then he stabbed me and ran away. This is why I vote against immigration.
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#12
When I was a kid I was never scared of "monsters" or stupid horror movies, but the first time I saw an alien's face on TV I was so scared I could barely breathe, it was an instant, instinctual reaction to something I knew was REAL
#13
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When I was a kid I was never scared of "monsters" or stupid horror movies, but the first time I saw an alien's face on TV I was so scared I could barely breathe, it was an instant, instinctual reaction to something I knew was REAL

You know, that`s weird.
At occasions I talk with my friends about aliens and how they possibly visited earth a while ago. That`s just theories you know.
I was talking to this group of friends and after a while the all stiffened up and one of them said "You know, we shouldn`t talk about this. We just don`t.".
I thought that that was a little weird.

A week later I talked about it with another friend and as before, after a while she seemed to become paranoid and said "Hey, let`s talk about something else. I don`t feel alright after this."
That REALLY scared the shit out of me.

I believe that there is something inside of us doing that and it may have some connection to past times.
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#16
I got a story to tell.

I was in my house, just chilling, watching the Twillight Zone. It was the episode with the plane and the clown, well whatever, that's not important.

So I'm chillin', wondering what my mom is gonna be cookin' for dinner when I hear the door bell go.

I'm like "Damn, who's that goan' be?" so I get up, go to the door, open that bad boy and what do I say but a cute little girlscout wanting to sell me some cookies.

I say "Is that some chocolate chip cookies?" as I finger my way through my pocket to collect some change. "How much do they cost little girl?"

Suddenly, I hear this deep voice. "I, uh, I'm gonna need about three fiddy."

I then have a better look at this girl scout. I soon realized it was no girl scout, but actually a big ass sea creature from the Cretaceous period.

I got mad pretty quick. "God Damn Loch Ness Monster" I yelled with a shaking fist "You ain't gettin' mah money".


In the end I paid about two fiddy for them cookies though.
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but I'm no Charlie Parker

nice reference lets make love
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
I work in a cemetery and haven't seen a ghost there yet, so all myths are hereby busted until further notice.
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#19
My mother and many of her siblings claim to have seen a UFO (like a spaceship, not just an "unidentified flying object") as children.

But I don't believe them.

Because they're all ****ed in the head.
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#20
That McPherson tape is freaky as hell, can't believe I never found it before considering how often I look up ufo vids and the like.
#21
My favorite ufo video is that comp of all the 2012 sightings that ends with that dude calling a radio station, freaking the ever loving **** out about the military and extra terrestrials.
#22
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That McPherson tape is freaky as hell, can't believe I never found it before considering how often I look up ufo vids and the like.


Its fake, pretty sure its a movie.
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My favorite ufo video is that comp of all the 2012 sightings that ends with that dude calling a radio station, freaking the ever loving **** out about the military and extra terrestrials.

That's an olddddd recording; it was used in Faaip de Oiad by Tool like over ten years ago
#26
please?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do