#1
Hi, I'm playing in Anal **** cover band. I need an amp so I could play my guitar and sing the following lyrics:

your wife's so ****ing possessive
she complains when you're with friends
she's always a whining ****
you cave in cuz you're a fag

beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife

if she doesn't do the dishes or get you another beer
then punch her in the face, and throw her down the stairs
if you don't beat that ****, she'll walk all over you
beat her every day, it's lots of fun to

beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife

****ing bloody hell mate that mother****ing bitch
always with the nagging and never sucking dick
**** her in the **** and **** her in the ****
grab that jap ***** by the hair and make that ****** suck

beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat your wife
#2
Wow I actually feel dumber now that I read that
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#3
A Marshall MG will give you that brutal crushing tone that will give those lyrics the sound they need.
#4
I'm serious about this, I wrote these lyrics so you could see what kind of music I'm playing.
#6
Well I was serious also
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#7
Here's a few more:

pottery's gay, pottery's gay [x4]

you could'nt afford college, you took a night class
you made a clay dildo, and shoved it up your ass


YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T
YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T
YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO **** YOU- HE DOES
YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS BEATING NICE TO YOU WHEN HE GAVE YOU A FREE DRINK- HE WASN''T

YOUR NEIGHBOR HELPED YOU MOVE- HE JUST WANTS TO **** YOU
YOU BOSS BOUGHT YOU LUNCH- HE JUST WANTS TO **** YOU
A GUY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK- HE JUST WANTS TO **** YOU
HE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE- HE JUST WANTS TO **** YOU

YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS
YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET RAPED
YOU STUPID ****ING ****

YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****ING ****

YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****
YOU STUPID ****ING ****
#8
Come on, I seriously need help. Here's one more:


You ****ing towelhead
You wear a towel on your head, you ****ing towelhead
I hate women, you do too
But you have a mustache, you ****ing towelhead

Chorus:
Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad, you ****ing towelhead (x4)

It's cool they beat up women when they show their head
It's cool they beat up women when they show their face
Those cunts have to cover their ****ing ankle
You think you're cool cuz' you ride a camel
#9
All I am thinking of is a boy band singing these lyrics. Is that what you are trying to go with?
#10
It seems like people here havent heard Anal C*nt...

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Last edited by MaaZeus at Jun 9, 2013,
#11
I want to play in a band, but most of my bandmates aren't very good musicians so we agreed we should play this bands' songs cause they're easy. Here's another one:


y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]

you volunteer for charity work-you're gay
you care about the environment-you're gay
you're a ballet dancer-you're gay
you're a cake decorator-you're gay

[chorus]

you subscribe to honcho-you're gay
you go to fashion shows-you're gay
you love playing hacky sack-you're gay
you go to poetry readings-you're gay

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay
#12
Okay, here's another one. I'm not gonna stop doing this until someone gives me a honest advice.

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to ****
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck

[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]

you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers

[chorus]

next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped


you think your life's so important
you have to write it down
you're just a ****ing ******
no one cares about you

you, you keep a diary

you pompous asshole dickface
you'll probably write a book
only another asshole would publish it
you dumb stupid fag
#13
Still nothing? okay, one more:


you look divorced [x2]

you've got that mopy look on your face, you're 3 months behind on your alimony
payments
you're pissed off, you're ex married someone new, and you're also pissed of
because he's a ****ing jew

[chorus:]
you look divorced [x4]

you sit in a bar, you're always pissed
you're number 4 on the deadbeat dad list
you're fired from your job because you're a ****ing drunk
you'll never get her back because you're a ****ing loser


you ****ing fag
you have a mustache
you hang around with men
and stare at thier ass

[chorus:]
you're the gayest guy i've ever seen, you play on a softball team, you're the biggest fag i've
ever seen, you play on a softball team

your teams sponsored by a gay bar
and you've got team pride
too bad most of your team
all got a.i.d.s. and died
#14
Quote by GogiStoha
Okay, here's another one. I'm not gonna stop doing this until someone gives me a honest advice.


I already did. Add a fuzz pedal on top and you are good to go.

Now stop spamming.

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#16
Here's another one to keep you entertained:


You just came from a bikini kill concert
You felt like a strong independent woman
Two guys where having a "rape the ugliest **** possible" contest
You weren't a strong woman anymore

I'm glad you got raped
You stupid dyke ****
I'm glad you got raped
Cuz you're a stupid dyke ****

I laughed as I watched him rape you
Then I brought him a few beers
Every year on the anniversary of your rape
I send him a thankyou card, you stupid ****ing dyke ****

I'm glad you got raped
You stupid dyke ****
I'm glad you got raped
Cuz you're a stuped dyke ****
#17
Quote by Sputnik1
What kind of venue's do you plan on playing this music?


Smaller kind of stuff, some bars maybe and mostly DIY little gigs.
#19
Quote by GogiStoha
Here's another one to keep you entertained:


You just came from a bikini kill concert
You felt like a strong independent woman
Two guys where having a "rape the ugliest **** possible" contest
You weren't a strong woman anymore

I'm glad you got raped
You stupid dyke ****
I'm glad you got raped
Cuz you're a stupid dyke ****

I laughed as I watched him rape you
Then I brought him a few beers
Every year on the anniversary of your rape
I send him a thankyou card, you stupid ****ing dyke ****

I'm glad you got raped
You stupid dyke ****
I'm glad you got raped
Cuz you're a stuped dyke ****



Honestly, if you want this crap to be helpful, post youtube vids instead to give an idea what AC is about.

Here, let me help you out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvCDQZ3pnu0

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#20
Here's one for those who think I'm a spammer:

no one cares what you say, no one gives a shit about norway
no one can stand the way you talk, except your girlfriend, the greasy wop

[1st chorus:]
everyone mistakes you for a jew
your best friend is you [x2]

you have hook nose like a ****ing jew
your best friend is you [x2]

no one cares about what you wrote, you're nothing but a spic, a 5 foot joke
every show you book is a ****ing flop, you're a ****ing midget and your broad's a wop

[2nd chorus:]
no one cares what your last show drew
your best friend is you [x2]

you're about as tall as tattoo
your best friend is you [x2]

your favorite letter's f
flunk-you flunked out of school
flop-every show that you do
fail-every class that you take
friends-not one you can make


What? you want more? here it is:


you're are rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading ******
you're are rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading ******
you're are rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading ******
you're are rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading ******

i saw you riding down the street on your rollerblades
drinking a frappocino, you're totally ****ing gay
you got a korn shirt, and tribal tattoos
you rollerblading ******, i ****ing hate you

you're are rollerblading, rollerblading, rollerblading ******
#21
Quote by Sputnik1
Make sure you get your money up front in cash before playing!


I don't care about money. Here's a song for those of you who care about that ****ing kind of shit:


you want to go to school
you want a good job
you want to get married
you want to own a car

[chorus:]
you're boring, you're gay, you're old, you have goals [x2]

you want to own a house
you want to have kids
if these are your goals
then you're ****ing stupid
#23
Quote by AxSilentxLine
Obvious troll thread guys.

OT: Sounds like a country song



Troll or a Seth Putnam wannabe. But then again latter also makes him a troll.

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#24
I actually like Anal ****, I like most of the songs whose lyrics TS posted. By the way, Seth Putnam kicked ass with his lyrics and music.