#1
So i came across this theory of how men tend to be get involved on the guitar and everything that has to do with it because of a phallic projection on the guitar, this also applies for such things as cars

An example would be how men tend to care so much about their cars, polishing it, having it clean in the inside, and taking constant care on every aspect.

what do you think?
Last edited by MeTAL SOLDIER at Jun 9, 2013,
#3
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So i came across this theory of how men tend to be get involved on the guitar and everything that has to do with it because of a phallic projection on the guitar, this also applies for such things as cars

An example would be how men tend to care so much about they'r cars, polishing it, having it clean in the inside, and taking constant care on every aspect.

what do you think?

christ op we don't love our dicks that much
#6
This is the kind of stuff we do in some of my classes. It's usually for shits and giggles.
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#7
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I don't know any man who takes as good a care of his **** as he does his car



But i bet you know guys who say that "theirs"it's bigger than "yours"
and at the same time guys who say that "their" car its better than "Yours"
#8
Oh hello Doctor Freud, how is your mother?
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#9
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An example would be how men tend to care so much about they'r cars,

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care so much about they'r cars,

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they'r cars,

Jesus...

Anyway, on topic, it sounds like you care more about penises than we do, TS.
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#11
It's because its difficult to make a guitar thst looks like a giant vagina. Also some one should post the wangcaster.
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#14
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Jesus...

Anyway, on topic, it sounds like you care more about penises than we do, TS.


Their cars *

Sorry
#15
in my day the wangcaster would've been posted twice already. pit, I am disappoint.
#DTWD
#17
All I know is that they're both great for giving girls multiple orgasms.
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#18
Only spiky guitars.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#19
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All I know is that they're both great for giving girls multiple orgasms.

Where's T00DEEPBLUE when you need him?
#22
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls