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#1
Host: VanTheKraut

BLEEDING KANSAS MAFIA
General Mafia Rules
1. You must vote each day. You must post at least once every day.
2. You must PM host(s) every night cycle if you have a night action, whether you choose to use it or not.
3. You may not communicate with each other outside the game threads unless your role specifies otherwise.
4. Do not edit your posts. The modkill lightning will be swift.
5. Avoid spam. Don't flame. Keep it burg. Only fools take things said in-game to have significance beyond it.
6. No screenshots of PMs. Seriously.
7. Play to win.
8. After a player dies, they are allowed one short farewell post but it cannot contain any game changing information. Dead players will be given a password to a "Graveyard" thread where they can chat with other dead players and the host(s). Dead players (and non-players) Are strongly discouraged from posting in the game thread after their bleh I’m dead post.
9. Outing your scum team is grounds for an instant modkill and suspension or banishment from OMGUS Mafia. Same for giving out graveyard passwords.


Palm mute will be cohosting this game with VanTheKraut. Ensure that all actions, questions, complaints, death threats, etc. are sent to both of them.


Player List:
1. Twe3k
2. Caog
3. Enforced (maybe)
4. Kush
5. Epi
6. Oats
7. WWF (that's me)
8. Tang
9. haste
10. skully
11. pez
12. spoony
13. brndn
14. schnurplefries
15. mebbe Rawsh
16. probably not TL dude
17.
"****** Ass Observers": SH
Cohost: palm mute

If you have any questions whatsoever, ask me and someone more experienced than me can answer your question for me and I can say, 'yeah, this' and then you guys will think that I know what I'm talking about. But seriously, this game isn't as complicated as it seems; feel free to join even if you're not familiar with the game. We'll help ease you into the game.

The game is hosted here:

http://www.omgus.net/forum/index.php

If you agree to join ITT, make sure you sign up on the above site and post '/in' in the sign up thread or you may not be given a role and as such may not be able to play the game.

The password to sign up for the site is 'scumslip'.
Last edited by whywefight at Jun 17, 2013,
#2
im twelve i have a lot of free time and what is this
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
I love that you put ****** ass observers in quotes, you ****ing pussy.
Better, Faster, Stronger

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#4
Quote by Hydra150
im twelve i have a lot of free time and what is this


It's an online game of mafia. You should totally join.

I'm really not sure how to describe it tbh. VTK, help me out here

Quote by VanTheKraut
I love that you put ****** ass observers in quotes, you ****ing pussy.


I get tired of being told to check my privilege.
#5
Quote by whywefight

I'm really not sure how to describe it tbh. VTK, help me out here

the more metaphors used the better
fuck similes though
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
Picture this:

You are a child, picking out the rocks from among the flowers. But the rocks are conniving little bastards that are trying to kill the flowers but the flowers keep killing each other accidentally.

Close enough. Good enough to join?
#7
Why an external forum?
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#9
Because it is built to play the game on and it makes it way more readable, and thus more playable, than any way we've played it on UG. Plus custom bbcodes. You'll see what I'm talking about.


Quote by Hydra150
the more metaphors used the better
fuck similes though


Quote by palm mute
Hey you there, lurker. Join the game.

It develops your critical thinking skills while also being a fun and competitive activity with friends. It's like Clue, but sexier. It's like every mystery movie you love, but with better acting. It's like a detective novel, only some of you are the killer.


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It's like sex, but the average pit monkey can do it.


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It's like rain on your wedding day. Only 3-4 of the bridesmaids are out to kill everyone and you have to stop them. By outsmarting them.
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#11
I was arguing for the non fucking of similes
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#12
Quote by whywefight
Picture this:

You are a child, picking out the rocks from among the flowers. But the rocks are conniving little bastards that are trying to kill the flowers but the flowers keep killing each other accidentally.

Close enough. Good enough to join?

Not meta enough
try harder
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
Quote by AeroRocker
Why an external forum?

Better to archive games, better forum format, small stuff like that. Threads on here wouldn't work due to anyone being able to post in them, and the Mafia group threads had terribad formatting. Plus, Coagulation's background skin is sexy goodness.


We have members from the Team Liquid forums playing with us most of the time, so inter-forum competition is fun too.
#15
Quote by palm mute

Quote by palm mute
Hey you there, lurker. Join the game.

It develops your critical thinking skills while also being a fun and competitive activity with friends. It's like Clue, but sexier. It's like every mystery movie you love, but with better acting. It's like a detective novel, only some of you are the killer.

Quote by anvil is god
It's like sex, but the average pit monkey can do it.

Quote by palm mute
It's like rain on your wedding day. Only 3-4 of the bridesmaids are out to kill everyone and you have to stop them. By outsmarting them.

simile SIMILIE SIMILE!
Quote by whywefight
just /in, you'd be good at it. seriously.

I'm not very sociable though and don't like joining in with stuff that requires any commitment
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
Quote by Hydra150
Not meta enough
try harder

Imagine you are living in an old southern town in Bible Belt, Mississippi. Then an anonymous group of Satanists assassinates the preacher. You, as a Christian, have to figure out who the Satanists are. The Satanists have a secret meeting place that no Christians know about, and can talk there. The Christians aren't aware who else is really a Christian. Some Christians have powers given to them by Mitt Romney God. They can use these powers to find the Satanists and convince everyone else to burn the Satanists at the stake.

As a Satanist, it is your goal to nudge the town towards lynching Christians.
#19
Quote by Skullivan
Imagine you are [...]

:/ not sure if appropriate metaphor introduction

but I'll let it slide cuz you have a cool hat
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
Quote by Hydra150
:/ not sure if appropriate metaphor introduction

but I'll let it slide cuz you have a cool hat

And my homies agree
I sure do look good in black.
#21
It's clearly red

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
Quote by Skullivan
And my homies agree
I sure do look good in black.


Churned butter once or twice living in a bloody kansas paradise (even though I have no idea where the amish live).
o()o

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#23
Quote by Hydra150
It's clearly red




Skully isn't actually black, is the thing...
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#31
Quote by EpiExplorer
Churned butter once or twice living in a bloody kansas paradise (even though I have no idea where the amish live).

Not in Kansas, you twat.
Better, Faster, Stronger

Kansas City Chiefs

Kansas State Wildcats
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Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

#32
Quote by whywefight
Important: the password to sign up is 'scumslip'.

Put this in the OP, noob.
Better, Faster, Stronger

Kansas City Chiefs

Kansas State Wildcats
Quote by airbrendie
Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

#34
Quote by Skullivan
Imagine you are living in an old southern town in Bible Belt, Mississippi. Then an anonymous group of Satanists assassinates the preacher. You, as a Christian, have to figure out who the Satanists are. The Satanists have a secret meeting place that no Christians know about, and can talk there. The Christians aren't aware who else is really a Christian. Some Christians have powers given to them by Mitt Romney God. They can use these powers to find the Satanists and convince everyone else to burn the Satanists at the stake.

As a Satanist, it is your goal to nudge the town towards lynching Christians.

That actually sounds like a pretty decent mafia game.

Also our forum is better cuz its uncensored and unfiltered.
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#36
Site is down agian
RevaM1ssP1ss
UG E-Vicar
RIP The Rev
One day Yugi will be mine

Schecter Synyster Custom
B.C. Rich KKV Signed By Kerry King
Schecter Gryphon
Ibanez RG240
POD X3 Live
Guitar Research T60R Tube
Line 6 Spider 3 150 Watt
#38
So why have all of you people that considered joining not done it yet?
RevaM1ssP1ss
UG E-Vicar
RIP The Rev
One day Yugi will be mine

Schecter Synyster Custom
B.C. Rich KKV Signed By Kerry King
Schecter Gryphon
Ibanez RG240
POD X3 Live
Guitar Research T60R Tube
Line 6 Spider 3 150 Watt
#39
I feel like I should join this because I'm from Kansas.

I have no idea what it is though...
E-married to ilikepirates

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