Poll: What I do?????
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View poll results: What I do?????
Man up
29 42%
Lick that shit mac
56 81%
Voters: 69.
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#1
Yes I just spanked it and it's EVERYWHERE. My mom and brother are in the living room. I'm an idiot and theres nothing to clean it up with. I have 2 options;

1: I man up and go out there, get some napkins and clean this shit.

2: I lick this shit up so I don't have to go through the embarrassment.

I leave it to you. Poll incoming.
#2
Rub it into your hands
then wash your hands
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
Try and put it back in
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
pics.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#7
use a sock you doofus
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
Quote by Andrea55
Just say you spilled something upstairs.

and then grin widely, nodding slowly, making no attempt to hide your deflating crotch
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
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#13
Was this thread written using one hand?
It's always a bitch when you are in that situation but you have to type something with like two serviceable fingers
using your wrist to move the mouse
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
Quote by Hydra150
and then grin widely, nodding slowly, making no attempt to hide your deflating crotch


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pl5CZLzKyk
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#18
Quote by Hydra150
use a sock you doofus



#1 reason my socks end up in the laundry. They stay on my feet for days until they are called up North for a clean-up mission.
#19
Quote by Wormholes
I don't get it. Theres nothing to clean with but you do have napkins? Put the blunt down bro.

Dude seriously, this.

I feel like you just wanted to make a dumb thread for the sake of making a dumb thread. With that dumb second poll option.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Try and put it back in


have you ever tried putting toothpaste back in the tube?

seriously though op, use your butt or something
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#21
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Dude seriously, this.

I feel like you just wanted to make a dumb thread for the sake of making a dumb thread. With that dumb second poll option.

You really think someone would come on the internet just to lie like that?
#22
Hey guys remember that time TS was eating ice cream in his room and spilled it all over everything?


Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Dude seriously, this.

I feel like you just wanted to make a dumb thread for the sake of making a dumb thread. With that dumb second poll option.

Right, because it's impossible to have napkins in your kitchen but not in your bedroom
#24
Quote by Bladez22
have you ever tried putting toothpaste back in the tube?

seriously though op, use your butt or something


It's a technique called 'phallic-vacuuming' Where you empty your kidneys entirely and then fill them with air using your abdominal muscles(think of fire bellows, It's tough to do at first but once you get it, it's easy) sucking air and liquids through your penis and into your kidneys. Which you can empty at a later time

Quite a useful trick in situations like this
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#25
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
It's a technique called 'phallic-vacuuming' Where you empty your kidneys entirely and then fill them with air using your abdominal muscles(think of fire bellows, It's tough to do at first but once you get it, it's easy) sucking air and liquids through your penis and into your kidneys. Which you can empty at a later time

Quite a useful trick in situations like this


dick hoover lol
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#26
How about you learn to control your stream? What sort of penile deformity do you have that it just jettisons out everywhere like some fountain at the Bellagio?
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Who wears jeans when it is 25 degrees outside, tell me
#27
Quote by Hydra150
and then grin widely, nodding slowly, making no attempt to hide your deflating crotch


Jet propulsion disengage.

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^I love your username
#28
Quote by macashmack
Right, because it's impossible to have napkins in your kitchen but not in your bedroom
Eh? The hell are you talking about man? I didn't say squat about napkins, the other guy did. I'm just agreeing that its not like you don't have anything to clean it with.

Quit trying to be smart with me. You aren't privileged enough to get smart with me.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Eh? The hell are you talking about man? I didn't say squat about napkins, the other guy did. I'm just agreeing that its not like you don't have anything to clean it with.

Quit trying to be smart with me. You aren't privileged enough to get smart with me.

#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Dude seriously, this.

I feel like you just wanted to make a dumb thread for the sake of making a dumb thread. With that dumb second poll option.



The only decent thing that could ever come of this is if OPs mother somehow got pregnant from his jizz on the family couch. That would/will make one epic thread.
#31
Quote by Wormholes
The only decent thing that could ever come of this is if OPs mother somehow got pregnant from his jizz on the family couch. That would/will make one epic thread.

take notes from this, TS.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#33
Just be all ninja like to the kitchen and grab those paper towels.

This situation would make a godly Robot Chicken sketch.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#34
Quote by macashmack
Yes I just spanked it and it's EVERYWHERE. My mom and brother are in the living room. I'm an idiot and theres nothing to clean it up with. I have 2 options;

1: I man up and go out there, get some napkins and clean this shit.

2: I lick this shit up so I don't have to go through the embarrassment.

I leave it to you. Poll incoming.


You spanked it with your family members in the room? WTF mang.
#35
we've all done it
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
Always plan ahead, then plan ahead of that plan
A bassist is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

The Pit operates under a pseudo-Murphy’s Law state of mind. You can make a comment and "whatever wrong assumption that can be made about it, will be made about it."
#39
Do you have any fabric whatsoever in your room? Then you can clean it. Godspeed.


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#40
Quietly take your clothes off and put them back on inside out. If anyone sees you they'll be too busy wondering why your clothes are on inside out to notice the stains.
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