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#3
Heston Blumenthal would like a word with you Ryan.
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#4
No, because your last thread gave me a chance to reminisce through all the old great fart threads in a search to find what was arguably the greatest fart-themed short story ever typed.

But GR is dope.
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#5
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Heston Blumenthal would like a word with you Ryan.

Heston Blumenthal can scrape my pans before he has a word with me.

And stop calling me Ryan, without telling me your name.
#6
But lacks tits...

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#7
Quote by slash_GNR666
*nigella*

I couldn't think of a clever way to spin the fact that she sucks with a dick joke.

But she sucks. Ramsey doesn't need milk shooters.
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#9
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But lacks tits...


The only reason Gordon Ramsay doesn't have tits is so that women still have a chance. Nigella is great, sure, but she doesn't hold a single candle to The Rams.
#12
gordon ramsay is pretty cool. he gets pissed off a lot but it's only cause he's super passionate about the shit he does. i'd rather that cooking for me whenever i pay an arm and a leg to eat out over some of the lazy and bloody disgusting people whose restaurants he has to go and turn around.

i haven't seen much of hell's kitchen but his anger is entertaining (for me at least).




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#19
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Gordon Ramsay's the man. Been watching a ton of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares recently.

Same here - I started watching it about a month ago with my girlfriend. Funnily enough, I ended up landing my first real job as a line cook about a week ago.

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Around 50 seconds in.
http://youtu.be/vi1n1aUERiI?t=50s
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#21
He's cool but he shouldn't yell so much on Hell's Kitchen cuz it's ridiculous. When he dismisses them he's like "alright **** off" and it's like really
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#23
Ugh Channel 4 have gone on the rampage through YouTube banning loads of his videos. </3
#24
I think you will find that Auguste Escoffier wipes the floor with most chefs.
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#26
He plays up the douche factor, but you gotta respect someone who's climbed their way up from the bottom like he did.
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#27
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Does he teach how to cook on Youtube? Cuz damn, I wanna check that shit oot.

All you'll ever need

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FYZHkjgwdc
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#29
He's alright. Much more tolerable than Marco Pierre White. I liked that show he did with the prisoners.


Also his how-to videos about scrambled eggs and steak really put my mind at ease about them. I was going back and forth with recipes, until I tried his methods.
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#30
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No. You'll also need this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0OrZobhSQE

EDIT: wow that was amazing

>tea
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
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He plays up the douche factor, but you gotta respect someone who's climbed their way up from the bottom like he did.


I think that's why he drills people so hard when they screw up though. He's someone who's built himself up from a pretty sh*t childhood with nothing, so when he rips a new asshole, it's because he knows that if you're failing to achieve its because you're not focused/lazy/dont want it bad enough.
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#32
I don't think he's an asshole. He gets mad when people don't work well. Yeah to most people it seems like he's being nitpicky, but if you're working for goddamned Gordon Ramsay you'd better bring your freakin A-Game. It's not like his cooks aren't paid like freakin bankers.
#33
He's a total asshole. But I think he plays it up more for TV. So who knows how much of an asshole he really is.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#34
Quote by lolmnt
He's a total asshole. But I think he plays it up more for TV. So who knows how much of an asshole he really is.

He's married and has kids. He can't be THAT much of an asshole.

But sure, he def plays up being an asshole for TV. Editors love that shit.
#35
He plays up the asshole factor for a lot of his shows, I have actually seen some of his British cooking shows that aren't related to shitty restaurants or cooking competitions and he is an amazingly cool guy that drops a lot of sexual innuendo, it was kind of weird not to hear him calling someone a dumb ****ing **** or something like that.
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#36
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He's married and has kids. He can't be THAT much of an asshole.

Umm, right.

I like the dude. I've been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares (well it's been on in the background with my brother watching it and I usually listen at least) and he's always very reasonable at least. His anger is always justified and he actually handles the arguments/fights maturely despite being really pissed.

Kitchen Nightmares is too formulaic though, I know it kinda has to be but I've been getting sick of it after watching like 10 so recently. And it's hard to find ones where the owners are stupid enough to be funny to watch but not dumb enough where they just piss me off. I finally watched Amy's Baking Company, **** that episode
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#38
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he's pretty cool. I like Bourdain more though



This.


I tend to watch Kitchen Nightmares a lot. I never really watched any of his other programs as much.
#39
He's cool. I can't watch hells kitchen though because its SO BADLY edited it puts me off.
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