#1
found one of these in the garbage outside a gas station and stuck it on me thinking it was a headphone amp

but its actually a transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulator, whoodathunk

what am i supposed to do with it
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#4
i talked to my friend about this and he suggested i use it as a masturbation tool. im highly intrigued but i'm not sure if its entirely safe
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#5
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i talked to my friend about this and he suggested i use it as a masturbation tool. im highly intrigued but i'm not sure if its entirely safe


do it

Transcutangle your butt with it
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
Last edited by Bladez22 at Jun 10, 2013,
#7
copy paste bro

i cant write that word lol

edit: I used to type and phrase everything perfectly; but alas, I no longer feel inclined to do so. As a matter of fact I find it rather time consuming, and I suppose that as long as my posts are cohesive my choice to type like I do is relatively harmless. I blame IRC and internet chat in general.

i like this far better, it's much easier. not that i find grammar and punctuation n shit hard to do or nethang, its just that this way i can word my posts any way i feel like and i save time.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Jun 11, 2013,
#8
These guys are my favourite prog band.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#10
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copy paste bro

i cant write that word lol

edit: I used to type and phrase everything perfectly; somehow I just stopped bothering. I blame IRC and internet chat in general.

i like this far better, it's much easier. not that i find grammar and punctuation n shit hard to do or nethang, its just that this way i can word my posts any way i feel like

huu




#11
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capital letters are for douche bags and english teachers


basically
you're a stone fox
#12
While this is face level looking at the definition of the word

Transcutaneous, means through the skin,

So electrical nerve stimulator makes me think that you should take cheap ear buds, cut off the buds and reveal the wiring, then tape it to your scrotum then tell us what happens. Or trick a stupid friend into it.
#13
There is usually a good reason why something is in the trash Burgery.

After my car accident I had some physical therapy and they used one of these to help with muscle spasms in my back. When they are not found in some gas station trash bin for only god knows what reason, they are awesome for relieving muscle pain.
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#15
turns out a shock to the balls isn't very sexually satisfying after all
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#16
whoda thunk it?




#17
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shoulda thrown yourself in the garbage along with it m8

Fool of a Took!
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brot pls
#19
^ more like this, i got 4 electrodes

may post results
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#20
Transcutaneous electrical stimulator
I drive a Cherolet movie theater

There. Now YOU have it stuck in your head as well.
#21
Why do you put something on your head that's been on someone's balls?

The "Re-incarnation of Plato" Award 2009
(most intelligent)
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Last edited by xxdarrenxx at Jun 12, 2013,