#1
I'm going through a depressive episode and figured I'd bring my emotional problems to the pit by making a shitty thread.



Discuss this sexy banana.
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Jun 11, 2013,
#4
Quote by soundgarden1986
u wot m8


That's trippy as hell, but definitely not a sexy banana
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#5
maybe this thread should be about finding you a new avatar
joshua garcia is old hat, chookiecookie must be set free
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
Quote by Hydra150
maybe this thread should be about finding you a new avatar
joshua garcia is old hat, chookiecookie must be set free


I find my likeness to Joshua Garcia to be uncannily amazing. He gives my life purpose
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#7
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Jun 11, 2013,
#8
Quote by chookiecookie
I find my likeness to Joshua Garcia to be uncannily amazing. He gives my life purpose

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Bananas are phallic and I therefore do not find them attractive, unless it was to be my banana.
#11
Yeah... that kinda happened. Sorry about that. But you can either:
1.) Keep it so that nobody forgets how great of an avi it is
2.) Watch the anime from which my avatar originates from with me and bask in its greatness and change it with me.
3.) Change it to mine anyways because it's great too.

I might change it back someday though. I still have it saved.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 11, 2013,
#12
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Yeah... that kinda happened. Sorry about that. But you can either:
1.) Keep it so that nobody forgets how great of an avi it is
2.) Watch the anime from which my avatar originates from with me and bask in its greatness.
3.) Change it to mine anyways because it's great too.

I might change it back someday though. I still have it saved.


If I start to feel like a prick I'll change it to yours. What's the anime?
ayy lmao
#13
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet. It's like part mecha, part drama, and part slice of life all in one.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Hei is way cooler than whatever shit anime your new avatar is from.


The chosen one has failed us all with his new choice of avatar. The mighty Hei is quite furious.
ayy lmao
#16
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Hei is way cooler than whatever shit anime your new avatar is from.
...Well... that was pretty uncalled for.
Plus I've had a Hei avatar for a really long while already. Like, since I've started, I've only changed it once for about a good 5 months.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 11, 2013,
#17
Quote by chookiecookie
The chosen one has failed us all with his new choice of avatar. The mighty Hei is quite furious.
Well fine. If this is how everyone is going to react I guess I'm obligated to continue being UG's Hei.

Because I don't fail. I don't know how. Because I am Joshua Garcia. And you can't spell failure with Joshua Garcia.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well fine. If this is how everyone is going to react I guess I'm obligated to continue being UG's Hei.

Because I don't fail. I don't know how. Because I am Joshua Garcia. And you can't spell failure with Joshua Garcia.


I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
ayy lmao
#19
Don't cry. If you're going to be UG's Joshua Garcia, then you should know that Joshua Garcia never cries. Except maybe in laughter.

Other than that, punch your eyes a bit if they feel wet. And let that be an example to any other bodily fluids that feel like leaving the body.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Don't cry. If you're going to be UG's Joshua Garcia, then you should know that Joshua Garcia never cries. Except maybe in laughter.

Other than that, punch your eyes a bit if they feel wet. And let that be an example to any other bodily fluids that feel like leaving the body.


I just punched my dick cuz semen wanted to cum out and now there's blood. wat do?
ayy lmao
#21
You probably have kidney stones. So I'd recommend fighting fire with fire. So eat a bunch of pebbles and give it a few weeks. Dr. Garcia's orders.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Quote by Joshua Garcia
You probably have kidney stones.


I actually do have kidney stones...Fuck my life.
ayy lmao
#23
Oh dang. I didn't know. Sorry about that bro. For what it's worth, I'm not an actual doctor and would not recommend eating pebbles.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
Except maybe Fruity Pebbles.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
But that's only if you don't mind being a tad bit fruity.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
Or maybe Cocoa Puffs.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA