#3
hey u want some fuk
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#5
"hey u guys wanna cum ovr i got sum gud hash and we cud play xbox ill buy dominos"


Which is the direct translation of the signal in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
#6
We have Xbox One.

*aliens rush back, knowing the greatest minds of this planet cannot be this stupid*
#7
Seriously though I'd probably ask how they know English.
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#8
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Seriously though I'd probably ask how they know English.

How do you know they didn't press 2 for Spanish?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#9
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I'd shoot them



EDIT: with word-bullets

Would you unleash your word-horde?
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#13
People will be sending pictures of their dicks.

And they will ruin our chances of ever meeting aliens.
#15
I'd tell them "01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100001"

The aliens must understand binary, right?
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#16
I'd just tell them about myself. So I'd say that I used to be a freelance journalist, I was shit. Lance is still in prison.


And if they have a decent sense of humour, they'll interpret that as a cry for help.