#2
She clearly wasn't a beautiful thing. That was the whole point of the article.
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#5
I think he was right to complain - you wouldn't want to pay good money to a ho that isn't worth it. He'd probably have been better off negotiating a discount though, calling the police to tell them he was breaking the law wasn't the cleverest of ideas.

I also like that the good old Beeb felt it was necessary to include this:
The Sale of Goods Act 1979 gives consumers legal rights, stipulating goods which are sold must be of satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and must match the seller's description.
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I think he was right to complain - you wouldn't want to pay good money to a ho that isn't worth it. He'd probably have been better off negotiating a discount though, calling the police to tell them he was breaking the law wasn't the cleverest of ideas.

I also like that the good old Beeb felt it was necessary to include this:

so you do post outside of threads about join dates
#7
I bet she had a **** and that's why he didn't want to give any further details
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#8
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so you do post outside of threads about join dates

Erm...yes, all the time. Just not always in the pit, most of my posts are in GG&A or Recording.

I only usually post in those threads in reply to someone else mentioning me
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#10
Oh dear...

I guess Solihull is probably one of very few places in the UK where this would happen. The midlands is such a nice place...
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#11
The best part of the story is how it is illegal to ask for prostitutes in the first place
So much hilarious fail
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#12
This is why prostitution should be legal. You can see the product that you are buying beforehand.
#14
To be fair, if I solicited somebody and they turned out to be a paper-bagger, I'd be pissed off too.
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#15
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This is why prostitution should be legal. You can see the product that you are buying beforehand.

I think there's some technicality in the law which says it isn't the actual prostitution that's illegal, it's the guy paying for it that is breaking the law.
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#16
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A hooker isn't goods, she's a service provider.

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I think there's some technicality in the law which says it isn't the actual prostitution that's illegal, it's the guy paying for it that is breaking the law.

Like how in NYC smoking weed isn't illegal, but buying and selling it is.
#17
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Like how in NYC smoking weed isn't illegal, but buying and selling it is.



Same thing in the UK about alcohol and tobacco. It's not against the law for someone under the age of 18 to buy those, but it's illegal to sell them. We have odd licensing laws...
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#18
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

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#20
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Skip to 2:20

Awesome
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#21
I'm not really an Iron Maiden fan anymore, but holy shit did Dickinson play the Monty Python role perfectly there