If you could have porn on Google glass, would the population decrease?

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4 7%
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17 30%
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Voters: 56.
#1
I remember these "Feelies" from Brave New World about how it was a sort of pornographic real life game-thing. At least, I think that's what it was, I read that book 6 years ago.

It reminded me of this talk of Google Glass being awesome for porn.

Which, in turn, reminded me of that Futurama episode where Fry ends up shagging a robot clone of Lucy Liu and then they explain that the population of earth went down because everyone ended up sexing sex robots instead of people, so nobody made babies.

I know it's all fiction, but do you think it could have an effect on birth rates? God knows it'd be easier to have virtual sex than going out to meet chicks.

Also, why didn't they just call Google Glass Googles, or Goggles? I feel like they truly dropped the ball on that one.
#4
if you could have porn on google glass, would philip_pepper stop making shit threads?
#5
Maybe if they invented a google vagina to work with the google glasses so that you could feel everything that's being done in the movie. But with just the glasses. no.
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#7
i don't think it will, because we have a need to bond and have sex with certain people as well as just have sex. think about the last girl you were in love with, would you really trade that different night/day with her to stay at home with HD porn?
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#9
So having porn without peripheral vision will lead to the downfall of the human race?
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#10
Porn on google glass would improve life infinitely.
If I get caught hiding in a tree looking into someone's bedroom, just say "Nah mate, just watching some porn on my glasses". Confrontation avoided.
#11
That'd be all right if it did, there are enough people on Earth.

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#12
Haha that would be hilarious to watch happening on a dinner plate or your dog. Hey you guys get down from there my dog is not your personal playground! Hahahah
#13
I cant wait to start making scouter jokes.

VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS PORNO LEVEL!
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#14
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I cant wait to start making scouter jokes.

VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS PORNO LEVEL!

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#15
The people who are going to buy Google glass to watch porn weren't having sex anyway. So no it will not affect the population.
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#16
I can't get an erection.
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#18
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if you could have porn on google glass, would philip_pepper stop making shit threads?


would fish ceases to swim in water?
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#19
Why would anyone want to watch porn on that thing? You're not gonna whip your **** out and start masturbating in the middle of the street, you watch porn when you're at home on your computer.
#20
Quote by ninnipinni93
Why would anyone want to watch porn on that thing? You're not gonna whip your **** out and start masturbating in the middle of the street, you watch porn when you're at home on your computer.

Its like you are new to The Pit.
#21
Quote by ninnipinni93
Why would anyone want to watch porn on that thing? You're not gonna whip your **** out and start masturbating in the middle of the street, you watch porn when you're at home on your computer.


...oh, so now you're better than us?
#23
Population keeps rising. Pornography on a smart phone is the equivalent of Google glass, why would it show a rise or decrease when current statistics show earths population rising.
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#24
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Its like he's trying to make us look bad.


What kind of shameless bastard would do that?
#25
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What kind of shameless bastard would do that?

Well.. ninnipinni93 is doing that.
#28
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Its like you are new to The Pit.


While I have to agree with him...

If he "hates weirdos" the pit is definitely a strange place to be.
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#30
nope, because there's no tactile sensation other than what you apply yourself. Plus sexual gratification is due in part to mutual emotional experience and trust, so it will always feel lacking.
#31
OT.

Is it legal to make a thread like this :"What's the best amateur porn you've ever watched? Post links!" ? ? ? ?
#32
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OT.

Is it legal to make a thread like this :"What's the best amateur porn you've ever watched? Post links!" ? ? ? ?


Well, you won't go to jail for it.

Go ahead.
#33
Quote by TooktheAtrain
Plus sexual gratification is due in part to mutual emotional experience and trust, so it will always feel lacking.

Hah gay
#34
Quote by henrihell
Maybe if they invented a google vagina to work with the google glasses so that you could feel everything that's being done in the movie. But with just the glasses. no.


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