#1
TL;DR
Suggest a gift!



So Fathers Day is this Sunday here in the UK (maybe EU too not sure).

My Dad is quite hard to buy for, and its time that I actually get him something good.

He doesn't like music much at all, he's 53 (I think) and a builder. He's got plenty of tools.

He doesn't like wearing football shirts so I can't get him an Arsenal shirt.

He's got enough Wales Rugby stuff.

He likes reading, I think he reads stuff like SAS and sci-fi. Anyone have any recommendations?

Would be awesome if I could get him into the Game of Thrones series but not sure if its a good idea because he's never like fantasy.


If only I had enough money to buy him a Porsche he always wanted
#7
a cigar
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#8
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A porno mag.

Porno is on the internet now.

Just give him a top ten list of porn sites.
#10
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Vagina in a box


seriously mate, buy your dad a fleshlight.
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#17
"How about a better son" Love, Dad.
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#19
you can't really go wrong with alcoholic beverages


i mean unless your idea of a drink is some pussy cocktail shit
#20
Just make him a card.

Dear Dad,
Thanks for shooting me out of your meat helmet and up Mammy's pussy.
Lots of love, your fastest swimming sperm.
#21
1) Buy a valet suit
2) Stand by a hotel
3) Wait for the Porsche to pull up
4) Pretend to drive to the parking garage
5) When the rich person is out of sight, floor it.
6) Give your father his gift.

Kinda like this, but you don't have to plant drugs in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIpr5Za1wRk
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
Last edited by jjfeu662 at Jun 14, 2013,
#22
Quote by jjfeu662
1) Buy a valet suit
2) Stand by a hotel
3) Wait for the Porsche to pull up
4) Pretend to drive to the parking garage
5) When the rich person is out of sight, floor it.
6) Give your father his gift.

Kinda like this, but you don't have to plant drugs in it.


Drugs could be a Father's Day bonus though.
#23
I bought my dad a Buster Posey jersey, a personalized card, and a cologne.

I'm sure your dad will be happy with anything you get him, just make sure it's something you think he likes or you think he would enjoy.
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#26
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buy him a cigar, jeez
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#28
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buy him a cigar, jeez

This is a good idea. Simple, fairly inexpensive. Only wouldn't work if your Dad doesn't smoke at all.

Here's another good father's day gift, imo, if your Dad likes grilling: http://www.mangrate.com/about.aspx
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#29
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Only wouldn't work if your Dad doesn't smoke at all.

53 years is a great time to take up cigar smoking
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#30
Buy him a loaf of bread and tell him every slice represents a slice of your love and give him a big ol hug.
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