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#1
Look!




After all this time, after all these years of people telling me I wasn't good enough to cook an omelette - "You suck Cagethepepper, your wife hates you and she took your kids. You probably can't even cook an omelette".

Well, jokes on them. I showed them.

It tasted like nothing and looked weird. But that's ok. I imagined that it tasted like the tears of my enemies.

If anyone ever tells you you're not good enough - give them a link to this thread.

#miraclesdohappen
#believe
#4
I'm a belieber too!
daytripper75

Bullieve


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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#7
Seriously, I spent way to much time staring at that thing looking for a likeness of Jesus or Richard Dean Anderson... way to disappoint.
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#8
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
Seriously, I spent way to much time staring at that thing looking for a likeness of Jesus or Richard Dean Anderson... way to disappoint.


It's clearly Jesus wrapped in the shroud.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#9
come back when it isn't broken like that.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#14
I;m so high right now, but did the OP not make any sense to someone else?

Miracles don't happen, that egg looks disgusting.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#17
Don't listen to these knobs TS.

#YOLKO
We're all alright!
#19
He's a German trying to cook, give him a break. They're used to putting other things in ovens.
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#20
Quote by Mathedes
Don't listen to these knobs TS.

#YOLKO


Bitches just jealous of my super saiyan swagger. #hatersgonnahate
#21
Quote by Philip_pepper
Bitches just jealous of my super saiyan swagger. #hatersgonnahate

You have absolutely zero swagger mr. Bald guy from mixed descent about which we are unsure if it is German, Portuguese or Canadian.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#22
Quote by Neo Evil11
You have absolutely zero swagger mr. Bald guy from mixed descent about which we are unsure if it is German, Portuguese or Canadian.


Hey, hey. Hey.

I'm not bald yet.



It's widow's peak.

A deep widow's peak.
#24
Quote by Philip_pepper
Hey, hey. Hey.

I'm not bald yet.



It's widow's peak.

A deep widow's peak.

More like window's peak.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#25
Quote by angusfan16
That looks delicious


Thanks Nappa.

Quote by Neo Evil11
More like window's peak.


Last edited by Philip_pepper at Jun 14, 2013,
#27
Quote by Philip_pepper

Forgive me. I can't controll it.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#33
Quote by desperatechris
Looks like shit.


Not enough rotting fish for your palate?
#38
Quote by ErikLensherr
He's a German trying to cook, give him a break. They always burn the things they put in ovens...

FTFY
#39
I just lost a tad bit of respect for you after this.
Both for making this thread, and for letting tiny baby chickens become that.

But you probably should have just stuck with scrambled eggs.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
Quote by Thrashtastic15
FTFY


Oy! That's the Brits.

Quote by Joshua Garcia
I just lost a tad bit of respect for you after this.
Both for making this thread, and for letting tiny baby chickens become that.

But you probably should have just stuck with scrambled eggs.


U havin' a giggle m8?

Look at the texture. The fluffiness. It tasted like Valhalla's sweetest nectar.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Jun 14, 2013,
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