What would you do if you found out you fathered a child who is now a teenager .....

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#1
and he/she is everything you despise in teenagers ? Like, lets say it was from a one night stand like 14 years ago, and this kid has tracked you down, and he/she is a dick/bitch ? What would you do ?
#2
means I banged some girl when I was 10.
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#3
Keep in contact with them and to turn them away from their dickish/bitchy tendencies.
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#5
I'd take them under my wing. Who isn't a dick at 14 honestly.
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#10
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The fact you're only 15 is raising some questions. Or you're Benjamin Button.

No, im talking hypothetically, I was just thinking about an argument I got into with a teacher a couple of weeks ago in school in sex ed, where she was warning us against having one night stands because in the future some kid could just turn up at our door, and I said, "what if the kid is a complete dick" as a joke and she got all pissy and an argument started.
#12
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If you fathered a child 14 years ago and you weren't there to raise them, they have every right to be a dick/bitch to you.


It was a one night stand, so it's possible you didn't ever know till now.

I'd take them into my family or at least start being there for them and be the father I should have been.
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#13
Btdt.
All teenagers are dicks.
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#15
First I would be like, "how the hell is the possible? At the absolute oldest, I would have been 8 when this child was conceived." Then, I would run far, far away and wish the mother good luck.
#16
I'd maintain my pokerface as slowly my mind bursts into tears, suffering from its incapability of me ever reproducing during a one-night stand now biting me in the ass.

And just dump him/her/them back with their mother. It's not like she needed me in those 14 years LOL.
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and he/she is everything you despise in teenagers ? Like, lets say it was from a one night stand like 14 years ago, and this kid has tracked you down, and he/she is a dick/bitch ? What would you do ?



Congratulations.
Was the one night stand worth it?
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#19
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This cool


duckface is never cool

he needs to be beaten harder
#20
take responsibility for my actions
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#21
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I'll probably lock them in a dark room and blare black metal. Not sure what that would do.
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#22
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This cool


That's uh, wow, I mean, damn, that's really uh, quaint.......
#23
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means I banged some girl when I was 10.

means I banged some girl when I was 3
also means I would have the ability to ejaculate when I was 3
#26
I would wait to be told that I'm not actually the father, as I'm obviously in a sitcom now, and that's how it always ends up.
#28
I wouldn't believe him/her and would just tell him/her to **** off.

If he showed me proof, I wouldn't care and tell him to **** off.
#30
I'd ask for a lifetime worth of fathers day gifts.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#31
i would've gotten a girl pregnant when i was 1.

one of my friend's older brothers got a girl pregnant when he was 14, so he got a job and worked as much as he possibly could to pay her child support. three years later, she told him the kid wasn't his.
you're a stone fox
#32
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i would've gotten a girl pregnant when i was 1.

one of my friend's older brothers got a girl pregnant when he was 14, so he got a job and worked as much as he possibly could to pay her child support. three years later, she told him the kid wasn't his.


Christ that's harsh. Did he get any of his money back?
#33
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Btdt.
All teenagers are dicks.

As an older brother of 3, and previous alumni of teenage dick school, I agree.

Now if I met my son when he's in his 20s and he's still a complete asshole, I have no ****ing clue what I'd do.

I sincerely hope I never have to cross that bridge.
#34
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Christ that's harsh. Did he get any of his money back?


nope

he's married now tho i think
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#35
Oh one more thing: My biological dad met me when I was in my 20's. He told me his greatest fear was that we would have nothing in common, or that he'd hate the person I'd become, or always see my mother when he looked at me.

Turns out we both like weed, beer, dogs, music, cartoons, video games, and think Japanese women are hot, and I'm nothing like my Mom.

As far as encounters like this sort go, I'm pretty sure mine and my Dad's was pretty damned awesome.
#36
Invent time travel go and slap my 11 year old self then hi5 him for getting some.
#38
Means i vanged someone when i was like 7...noice


But that wouldnt happen to me ever i only do anal in one noght stands if i dod
I dobt go one nights stands...
#40
At that point it's far too late to act like a father to them, they'll reject you if you try to act like a parent, the best you could be is someone they look up to/respect, which won't happen if they're a dick/bitch. But if they tracked me down, they either wanna kill me, my money, or want a father. There's other reasons, but yeah.

I over thought it, but yeah, there's a lot of variables.
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