#1
Go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm a six pack deep and my little brothers threw a party. So all their hot little friends are here. Annd they left already. ****ing weaklings. Ask me anything.
#2
why haven't you called me back

you said you loved me ;_;
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
I'l b womn fr u bby <3
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#6
Who's the chick in your avatar?
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#11
Quote by Weaponized
are you seriously drunk off a six pack weak shit man


Well I downed a whole six pack in like, 10 minutes because my brothers friends were fighting and I had to play bouncer for a while.
#12
Quote by Weaponized
are you seriously drunk off a six pack weak shit man


When is one drunk and not just tipsy?
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#15
Quote by Weaponized
You can only tell if you're drunk the day after, when you wake up on the lawn


I dissagree. You can tell if you are drunk of you wake up in the middle of the countdown for New Years eve naked in a strangers bath tub and realize you are that guy for the party.
#16
I drank two beers earlier and felt bad afterwards, all bloated with a light headache (like how women perpetually feel, according to adverts), probably because I also eat unhealthy shit for dinner and drank lots of coke and had chocolate, which was annoying because you normally feel better after two beers
maybe I should improve my diet and do something other than watching sitcoms all day
but maybe not
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
Have you ever made love to a thug in the club with his ice on 87 jeans and a fresh pair of Nikes on?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#19
DID YOU SEE BTBAM ARE COMING BACK TO PHILLY!?!?!
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#21
Quote by WCPhils
DID YOU SEE BTBAM ARE COMING BACK TO PHILLY!?!?!



YEAH!!!!

AND No FML, people stopeed fighting and I drunk the last beer. Cnat rely on high schoolers too keep you drunk the whole night.
#23
This thread needs moar whiskey.

I wish I could get faced tonight. Sadly, I have to work tomorrow.
#26
Would you be excited to see Midian running naked around the wrestling ring?
STಠ_ಠ
#27
Quote by SGstriker
This thread needs moar whiskey.

I wish I could get faced tonight. Sadly, I have to work tomorrow.



now that was truly disturbing to read in Patrick's voice
#29
Quote by SGstriker
This thread needs moar whiskey.

I wish I could get faced tonight. Sadly, I have to work tomorrow.

Thats not stopping me.
#35
Quote by ehbacon
now that was truly disturbing to read in Patrick's voice





Quote by zomgguitarz1234
Thats not stopping me.


It wouldn't stop me if it weren't for the type of job environment I have.
#36
Did you or do you harbour secret feelings of brutally thrusting yourself in those little girls?
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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