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#1
Last night i made some pretty bad decisions at a party and it got me thinking, what are the pits worst party decisions?

heres mine:

Alrighty so last night I threw a party and two guys a couple years older that i didn't know ended up coming. After most of the girls left we all went into my hot tub and one of the older boys and my friend started making out. Later I started making out with the other boy. And when my friend left i made out with both of them....like at the same time.... While half of my group of friends were in my backyard. Now i feel like a slut but whatever.

What are your stories?
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#3
I don't have any stories to top that, slut.


Jk, but really, I don't have any stories.
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#4
Ya i feel slutty... eh whatever they were my second and third kiss like ever so im not that slutty
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#5
I went to a party once

It was awful.
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#7
kissed my girlfriends best friend...

yeah, not proud of that one.
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tried to hit on a chick waiting in line for the bathroom



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kissed my girlfriends best friend...

yeah, not proud of that one.

Shit, I would be. Double points if you kissed both at the same time.
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#11
Not taking my chances with women.
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Dang...

Though technically, that might not be a decision, but rather more of an opportunity I didn't take kind of thing. So I don't know.
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Shit, I would be. Double points if you kissed both at the same time.

no, but I kissed a 16 year old girl, like, straight afterward.


SUPER not proud of that one.
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#13
But you have an anime avatar?
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But you have an anime avatar?

When I say I'm not proud of it, t's because they were 3D, not 2D.


also by girlfriend, I meant waifu.
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#15
Pssst if that kind of stuff doesn't happen it doesn't even count as a party.

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#16
One time I was in a hot tub with my bro and there were these two sluts. We totally made out with both of 'em and were like "lol sluts." I've since changed and become a devout Protestant auto-mechanic, so it was a bad decision in hindsight.
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"Ah, man... Should I piss on the floor?"

The answer, as it turns out, is no.

Of course not. out the window
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#22
My worst party decision was not knowing when to say when. I ended up blacking out and pissing all over my friends couch. Fun times
#23
never been to a crazy party or anything, but the worst story I've ever heard is from my cousin who went to a party where people starting throwing dog shit at each other. That's pretty bad
#25
'yeah! let's go to maccas!'


It happens every time and I never learn ;_;
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#28
I made out with my roommate's ex girlfriend at a party. It was a bad decision, but I totally don't regret it.
#29
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Out of the window and into a kitchen sink?

Out the window, into another window, into another house's kitchen sink. Yes, like that.

Once I was at a house party and i was talking to a friend. Halfway across the room I noticed two dudes wearing pink polos with the collars popped. I looked at my friend and pointed them out, started making fun of how douchey they looked. One of the guys noticed and came up to me like, "You making fun of me, bro?" I said, "No dude that guy," and pointed further across the room to another guy (who incidentally was a good friend of mine). When his back was turned, I walked out of the room and went out for a cigarette.

I could totally fill this thread with fantastic stories, but I don't remember most of them.
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#31
One time I got up after passing out and walked over to my friend's computer chair, tried to lift the seat, then peed all over it. My friends told me about it the next day.

Then in the morning I woke up drunk still, and I watched Sesame Street. I decided that I wanted to be just like Oscar the Grouch because even though he was a dick he still had a lot of friends. So I climbed into the dumpster and set up shop there. Even ate some pizza I found in there.

Later that night I wound up drinking again, threw up on myself, my friend had to take my clothes off for me, and I passed out spread eagle on a coffee table.

Anyway, I have a year sober now. The last two times I drank, I almost cheated on my girlfriend, and I tried to start a race war against whitey. It all started when I began taking drinks from a table full of white people and called it reparations. Security guards had to pull me off a barbwire fence, where I was screaming about having my Mom's head on a stick to let non-whites know I don't play favorites.
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#32
I was at a party once at some one legged kids grandmothers house (yes, hardcore I know). I was in the process of drinking one of her bottles of wine when I realised it was near to where my mate lived, so I went round to his house to ask him to come join the party. Got back to the house, stepped inside, wondered why the wallpaper was different and why there was a big dog barking at me. We'd only gone and walked into the wrong house. Some poor old lady sat watching her television and suddenly there were three guys stood in her house drinking wine and annoying the dog.
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#33
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Ya i feel slutty... eh whatever they were my second and third kiss like ever so im not that slutty
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Bad decision I made was a house party at my place. We were all sat outside partying, but it started getting cold. Obvious answer was to build a huge fuck off fire in the middle of the garden. Got drunk to the point of passing out. Woke up in the morning and lamely threw grass clippings onto the scorched and barren circle in the middle of the garden.

Or another friend's house party. Pretty drunk. Decide to make frozen pizzas. Decide to carry three upstairs at once. Trip on stairs, one starts to fall out of my hand so I clamp it down with the other hand. Pizza all over the wall and boiling cheese burns on my hand.
#34
coming close to 1am, my dad texts me and forbids me to sleep over. i refuse to tell him where i am because he wants to pick me up and i wanna sleep over. eventually i give in, and he comes and picks me up. i'm drunk but i can hide it very well i thought. he goes to the traffic lights after me and him discuss why i'm annoyed, and i just get out of the car and start walking back with no explanation. didn't even say bye, i just got out and left. that didn't work well for me the next morning when i came back home.

another bad choice was back when i was younger and didn't know how to pull, there was this girl flirting with me and instead of making a move i just dragged her outside and said 'wanna make out?' i swear to god. one of the stupidest things i've ever done.

another thing would be simply drinking too much. i ended up going in and out of the bathroom for most of the night and i felt too grim to get off with this girl that could've made it a really good night, and ended up hyperventilating with tea and power-walked home.

drinking has served me well though. i think the craziest thing i ever did was this: my parents left me alone at home for about 4-5 hours (from about 6:30 to about 11:30) and after chillin for a little bit on my own, a friend gives me a call and asks if i can get away from my parents for a bit. she said there's a party going on and she wants me to be there and my other mate is waiting for me at the met stop.

my parents are really really cautious about my staying at home on my own, they always say don't open the door for anybody, don't answer the phone, stupid shit like that. anyway, 10 minutes later i was getting dressed and running towards the met stop and i get on and go to this party and get extremely drunk and 45 minutes later start heading back on my own. shitty area. guy comes upto me with his hands in his pockets and says 'i've got a knife, give me your phone and your wallet' and i say 'alright' and get my wallet and phone out so i can run better, punch him in the face really hard and start running. after about 20 seconds i start laughing manically for some reason. i get home in time, get changed, get back on the computer like i was when they left, and i was still completely drunk and that was probably the craziest thing i've ever done to be honest.

erm, one thing i still regret would be drinking and smoking weed on the same occasion. threw up at the met stop and went to bed at 9pm with my mum asking if i was okay while i told her my stomach just started hurting. i didn't feel high, i just felt too drunk. but then again, i've learned from all these experiences.

EDIT: oh, and asking some girl out. and some texts i've sent out. and telling this girl i like her with whom i now have a very strange relationship. all very regrettable.
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#35
I imagine the same regrets as most - getting with people I either regret or shouldn't really have got with, and saying/texting things I shouldn't.

But **** it, nothing too major.
#36
Getting down to business with a fat ugly chick in her car at the side of the road in front of the party house....

People looked in the window and saw me... *shudder*


Also, not noticing that an absolutely beautiful girl was coming onto me all night :/
#37
Never made any bad decisions regarding the opposite sex at parties, I always seem to do quite well. My only regrets are drinking too much, I always feel it the next day.
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Getting down to business with a fat ugly chick in her car at the side of the road in front of the party house....

People looked in the window and saw me... *shudder*


Also, not noticing that an absolutely beautiful girl was coming onto me all night :/

Jesus, I was under the impression you were perma'd.
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#39
Nope, not perma'd. Asked for a ban (after my ban) to concentrate on uni stuff. Shits getting tough.
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