#1
is there no russians in the pit?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#2
Russians own this site, fool.
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#3
Yeah but do you ever see Zappp around?
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#4
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Yeah but do you ever see Zappp around?


exactly, It's a russian site.

zero russians.


It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
Because Russians have higher standards than The Pit. ;_;
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#6
Probably because the site is in english and caters to an english speaking audience?

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#7
Russians are too busy making vodka to be shipped out to America to be concerned with our retarded opinions.
#9
Russian are more afraid of you than you are of them.
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#10
I'm Russian...

Russian to get into mama!!!


OFFFFFFTTTT, no seriously I am. Croatian/Russian.
#14
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is there no russians in the pit?

Because all the russians/slavs are on 4chan.
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#16
Maybe everyone in the pit are really Russian sleeper agents who have been programmed to come back here to receive orders from the mods in subliminal form and we've just been brainwashed to believe that we aren't Russian to help our cover.
#17
Quote by DardySon
Maybe everyone in the pit are really Russian sleeper agents who have been programmed to come back here to receive orders from the mods in subliminal form and we've just been brainwashed to believe that we aren't Russian to help our cover.

makes sense
#18
because russians prefer to speak in russian on russian language sites. people from other non-primarily english speaking countries that come to this site tend to be from places (like europe) where english is widely used so many speak it well enough as a second tongue to post here.

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Maybe everyone in the pit are really Russian sleeper agents who have been programmed to come back here to receive orders from the mods in subliminal form and we've just been brainwashed to believe that we aren't Russian to help our cover.



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#19
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because russians prefer to speak in russian on russian language sites. people from other non-primarily english speaking countries that come to this site tend to be from places (like europe) where english is widely used so many speak it well enough as a second tongue to post here.


It's not this. Get back to work.

dunno man, seems a bit far fetched. why can't you just admit we've been brainwashed?
#20
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because russians prefer to speak in russian on russian language sites. people from other non-primarily english speaking countries that come to this site tend to be from places (like europe) where english is widely used so many speak it well enough as a second tongue to post here.


#21
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dunno man, seems a bit far fetched. why can't you just admit we've been brainwashed?

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#22
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#23
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dunno man, seems a bit far fetched. why can't you just admit we've been brainwashed?



If you were brainwashed, what would it matter? Your existence is set around the way you view the world. You are you in the present and any wish to go back to what you were is absurd unless you can actually check the state of your mind throughout your life, objectively evaluating whether it is better or worse now. How do you even know for sure what is real? It just 'feels' right?
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#25
You don't ever see the owner's of McDonald's buying 1/4 pounders do you? Same reason, they know how shit their product is.
#27
lol