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#1
Would you engage in an extraterrestrial relationship if the extraterrestrial in question had similar humanoid features?



Space stds, hepatitis x, interspacial relationship hate and pro human existance groups would obviously be a damper on society, but would you still bang a space clam?
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#2
Perhaps
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#10
I'd poke ET is he was a she.
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#11
Once I figured out how to ask if space girlparts had teeth without giggling I'd probably hit it.

Knowing is half the battle.
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#12


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#14
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No one wouldn't have sex with an Asari.


Asari's have a form of telepathic sexual communication with every being in the known galaxy. Each alien who looks at an Asari will see a female of their own race. Every child is born a female as well to continue the existence of the Asari.

For all we know, Asari are just one giant floating sexy brain.
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#15
I don't like mexicans
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#16
Asari sex is such bullshit. They're basically dancing around the idea that "No, you won't get off physically, but we can make you think you did."

Fuck Asaris, we all know where it's at.



Disease free, open to experiences. What more do you want? Do you really want blue alien brain-rape?

EDIT: also, dat accent
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#17
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I'd poke ET is he was a she.

I'd let ET finger my bumhole so he could do that thing where you put your hand over a flashlight and the skin glows and goes semi-translucent only with my prostate.
#20
I'm only attracted to extraterrestrials, and being that we've never come across one, I don't know what I'd want to have sex with.
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#21
Well it'd be pretty rude not to
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#24
I think I wouldn't just because of the fact that it's an extraterrestrial being. I've made a thread similar to that but about robot not so long ago. Just like in that futurama episode.


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#25
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I'd let ET finger my bumhole so he could do that thing where you put your hand over a flashlight and the skin glows and goes semi-translucent only with my prostate.

The ass obsession is strong in this one.
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#26
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The ass obsession is strong in this one.

If I were pregnant and he did it you could see the fetus through my stomach, it would be awesome.
#28
I don't think it matters what you, the human, wants. The extraterrestrial would make you his slave.


Ne me quitte pas mon chere.
#29
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I don't think it matters what you, the human, wants. The extraterrestrial would make you his slave.

Except not really...
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#30
I only do it with Krogan women.


No condom, man.
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#31


This is my kind of alien
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#35
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no thanks

It's really not fair. Alien women are often far hotter than alien men.
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#37
Josh n Tali' 4evr.
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#39
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It's really not fair. Alien women are often far hotter than alien men.

yeah I just went through 20 pages of "hot alien men" on google images and still nothing

edit: ok apparently somoene on tumblr finds this attractive



nope
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#40
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This is my kind of alien

Your kind of alien is one that looks identical to a human? You'll be ridiculed for not being able to pull real girls and having to resort to alien knock-off bimbos.
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