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#1
If there's a gay thread, then I think it's alright to have a straight thread. Fair is fair, right?

Talk about straight stuff and stuff.
#8
But in the Gay Thread they don't even talk about gay stuff.

So this is now an off-topic thread.

So, how was everybody's day?

EDIT: lol wait I just looked in the gay thread there. Ewww
Last edited by LostLegion at Jun 19, 2013,
#9
Being straight is actually pretty gay. You "make love" to a lovely, cute thing who smells like flowers and braids her hair. Doing real men, now that is just pure brute manliness.
#10
Quote by The_Casinator
Being straight is actually pretty gay. You "make love" to a lovely, cute thing who smells like flowers and braids her hair. Doing real men, now that is just pure brute manliness.

You're not a real man until you can tame another man.
#11
Quote by Minkaro
I've got no problem with straights, but when I see two of them kissing in the street it makes me feel sick.


or when they come on to me.

i mean, sure be straight all you want but don't try to sex me up man.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#12
Quote by LostLegion

EDIT: lol wait I just looked in the gay thread there. Ewww


it's good when that hydra guy is posting, and it's not so good when that hydra guy isn't posting
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
anal
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
Quote by MH400
Manliest things in the world?

Beards, bears, fast cars, beer and what else?

Doing men.
Quote by CoreysMonster
You're not a real man until you can tame another man.

Agreed.
#18
Quote by MH400
Manliest things in the world?

Beards, bears, fast cars, beer and what else?

Buttfucking obviously

EDIT: not with a girl tho, that's just gross.
Last edited by strait jacket at Jun 19, 2013,
#22
Quote by CoreysMonster
Asserting your dominance over other men by doing them up the bum.

sounds a bit rapey
#24
Mmmmmmmm, I do love me some exquisite boobies.

Quote by CoreysMonster
Asserting your dominance over other men by doing them up the bum.


And not even giving them a reach-around.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#26
Quote by CoreysMonster
nothing wrong if it gets a bit rapey. As long as it's consensual.

or if it's on their birthday
...right??
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
Quote by CoreysMonster
nothing wrong if it gets a bit rapey. As long as it's consensual.


Rape: Putting the "sensual" back into "nonconsensual"
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#29
Just goes to show, there's a Straight thread open an hour and it has already descended into a misogynistic rapefest

make me ashamed to be straight
mainly because this hasn't turned into a hot chicks thread yet
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#33
I like to have sex with women.



I've had anal sex a few times but it was quite a while ago and I have a terrible memory. I hope to have the buttsecks with my current girlfriend.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#35
Do not see the appeal of anal at all.

Explain to me
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#36
Yeah anal seems shitty (no pun intended). And what if you spunk in her? What will her shit be like afterwards?
#37
Quote by LostLegion
Yeah anal seems shitty (no pun intended). And what if you spunk in her? What will her shit be like afterwards?

Take an educated fucking guess.
#39
Quote by MH400
You don't go in bareback....

Yea, I would only use a condom. It would be difficult to consistently empty yourself out so I wouldn't want to take the chance.


What's the appeal of half the shit people do to get off? Sex is weird.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
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