Is there anyone else that would like the zombie apocalypse to happen ?

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#1
I'd think it would be pretty cool, also it would probably do the Earth some good instead of us continuing to screw it up .
#2
It's been a while since I've posted this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5KBaMEr1X

EDIT: have this one too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14b8mlPXFbN


EDIT:2
and this, mother****er
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13rsM41vhPo
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
One thing I know for sure is if there was such an apocalypse it wouldn't be hollywood style.

Also this:

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#4
I'm in the right place for it. Here in Ontario we have brutally cold winters where they would freeze, and horribly hot summers where they would rot. They don't logistically make a lot of sense for my climate.
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#6
god OP you have to be like 12
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#8
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It's been a while since I've posted this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5KBaMEr1X

EDIT: have this one too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14b8mlPXFbN


EDIT:2
and this, mother****er
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13rsM41vhPo


A little bit of clipping in your recordings. Did you even bother using compression?
Also, vocals could use a bit more work.
I enjoyed the lyrics thoroughly though.

3/10
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#9
Maybe zombies are real, and we're just part of their imagination. Maybe this universe doesn't even exist, we're just thought up by the master Zombie.
#10
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One thing I know for sure is if there was such an apocalypse it wouldn't be hollywood style.

Nah, it would be probably be more like Shaun of the Dead.
#11
I wouldn't mind. It would reduce life to surviving and preserving civilization and cut out a lot of the bs.
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#12
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A little bit of clipping in your recordings. Did you even bother using compression?
Also, vocals could use a bit more work.
I enjoyed the lyrics thoroughly though.

3/10


It's part of the charm


10/10
#14
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#15
Well, there are a couple of possible scenarios - both of them generally suck for everyone except sadist-masochists who enjoy the prospect of mass death.

1: it is a natural mutation of an existing disease or parasite (The Last of Us portrayed a fairly terrifying one that is just as terrifying when it is happening in the real world) given how such diseases/parasites work, it would be highly contagious - works well with the stereotype of zombies spreading rapidly.

2: it is a man-made bioweapon; as much as I don't want to say it, this is more likely, and it would possibly be even more devastating, as it wouldn't need to rely on natural paths of contagion - for instance, if it were a gas, it wouldn't be spread through the air - it would BE the air.

Either scenario is pretty far from cool, and don't think that you'd be the badass holding off a horde - you'd be part of the horde ripping apart some guy who thinks he's a badass (wouldn't be many of those people, though - anyone who isn't capable of adapting quickly to a more survivalist type of living would join the horde quite soon, if not in the initial wave; action movie badass-wannabes would be few and far between, and they'd usually be found in pieces). All that to say, it wouldn't be The Walking Dead - there'd be quarantines and martial law, and for a little while before Earth becomes Hell, it'd be worse than Hell.

Oh, and in case it weren't obvious, ya know how I said a man-made disaster would be more likely? Yeah, that would suck for the planet. We would take ourselves out, and give the Earth a nice parting gift - I suppose a disease mutation could just be natures way of saying GTFO, but unless it is a super-specialized strain, it'd take out way more than just humans - it would wreck ecosystems, and would basically be equivalent to the Earth committing suicide.

/2cents.
#16
You're a ****ing idiot, the second hte internet and electricity is gone, I'm blowing my brains out. I have 4 rifles and 3 shotguns to do it with too.
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#17
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Well, there are a couple of possible scenarios - both of them generally suck for everyone except sadist-masochists who enjoy the prospect of mass death.

1: it is a natural mutation of an existing disease or parasite (The Last of Us portrayed a fairly terrifying one that is just as terrifying when it is happening in the real world) given how such diseases/parasites work, it would be highly contagious - works well with the stereotype of zombies spreading rapidly.

2: it is a man-made bioweapon; as much as I don't want to say it, this is more likely, and it would possibly be even more devastating, as it wouldn't need to rely on natural paths of contagion - for instance, if it were a gas, it wouldn't be spread through the air - it would BE the air.

Either scenario is pretty far from cool, and don't think that you'd be the badass holding off a horde - you'd be part of the horde ripping apart some guy who thinks he's a badass (wouldn't be many of those people, though - anyone who isn't capable of adapting quickly to a more survivalist type of living would join the horde quite soon, if not in the initial wave; action movie badass-wannabes would be few and far between, and they'd usually be found in pieces). All that to say, it wouldn't be The Walking Dead - there'd be quarantines and martial law, and for a little while before Earth becomes Hell, it'd be worse than Hell.

Oh, and in case it weren't obvious, ya know how I said a man-made disaster would be more likely? Yeah, that would suck for the planet. We would take ourselves out, and give the Earth a nice parting gift - I suppose a disease mutation could just be natures way of saying GTFO, but unless it is a super-specialized strain, it'd take out way more than just humans - it would wreck ecosystems, and would basically be equivalent to the Earth committing suicide.

/2cents.

I'd always thought it would be started by a for of Super Rabies or something.
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#19
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it would probably do the Earth some good instead of us continuing to screw it up

I wonder how many people who make remarks like this would volunteer to be the first to go.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

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#21
Yes, but for every person you like that's dead there's gonna be like ten you don't like dead, so you have that I guess.
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I'd always thought it would be started by a for of Super Rabies or something.


One of the more common theories I've heard is that it'd be the result of a hyper-contagious strain of Creutzfeldt-Jakobs (yes I had to Google it to remember how to spell it, don't judge me) disease - the human variant of Mad Cow.

Meaning that the "zombies" would, obviously, not be walking corpses - they'd be living people dying a slow, violent, maddening death.

Cheery thought, ain't it?
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#23
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A little bit of clipping in your recordings. Did you even bother using compression?
Also, vocals could use a bit more work.
I enjoyed the lyrics thoroughly though.

3/10


The second one isn't mine, and it's because I was using a shitty laptop camera/mic

Like, I literally opened vocaroo and recorded it right then and there
It's over simplified, So what!

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#24
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The second one isn't mine, and it's because I was using a shitty laptop camera/mic

Like, I literally opened vocaroo and recorded it right then and there


who did the second one? I don't even recognize it
#25
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who did the second one? I don't even recognize it


I don't think he wanted me to say :/

even though plenty of people know
It's over simplified, So what!

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#27
ask who, who knows everything

atleast that's what everyone tells me
It's over simplified, So what!

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#29
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#34
I would like to see it happen.

But then I would love to see humanity eradicated so my opinion is kind of biased
#35
My pretty children, you don't want a zombie apocalypse, you just want to have a goal and/or meaning in your life.

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#36
Depends entirely on whether they're the fast kind of zombie, or the slow kind.

I'd take great joy in the opportunity to bash some brains out with a cricket bat, Shaun Of The Dead style.
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#38
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I wonder how many people who make remarks like this would volunteer to be the first to go.

Yeah, that's what I thought.


So much agree.

'Hurr durr, the human race is evil, I think we should be wiped out. I'm such a misanthrope, hurr durr.'

'So what are you doing about it?'

'Errr...'

'So you're not actually doing anything about anything on a local, let alone global level? Tell you what, I'll lend you my gun, and you can stop being part of the problem, that'd make you happy right? A martyr? An example for everyone else to follow? You'll be like Jesus!'

So much talk and edginess from pissy plebian teenagers. And by talk, I mean recycled soundbites. By edginess I mean lack of thought. And by pissy plebian teenagers, I mean pissy plebian teenagers.
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#39
Take a look at the average person. Ain't he/she stupid ? Ain't he/she an idiot ?
Half of the worlds population is more stupid and ignorant than that.
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#40
**** that. I know youve been playing the last of us, youve seen the mad and depressing shit that goes on. No thanks
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