#1
Do You Pick Up Dog Shit When It Poops In Public Places? I Always Leave It And If I'm In The Park I Wait Untill It Needs To Shit And Then Drag It To The Walking Track. I Strategically Place A Thin Handfull Of Grass Over It, Enough To Disguise The Shit But Not Enough For The Victim To Avoid The Impending Doom That Awaits Their New Nike Running Shoes. Then I Sit On The Nearest Bench, Wait And Watch.

Do You Pick Up Your Dog's Shit?
#3
lol NEITHER DO YOU HOMO
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#6
My dog never poops in the park

I generally have to poop first too make him feel comfortable enough to poop in the park.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
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My dog never poops in the park

I generally have to poop first too make him feel comfortable enough to poop in the park.


My woof loves pooping. She squats there, and then has this 'yeah, I'm taking a dump. WHATCHA GONNA DOOOO? WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOO?' look and swagger afterwards.

In fact, she's making annoyed noises at me now because she wants walkies and poop.
#8
Sometimes When I'm Enjoying A Cigarette In The Sun I See My Neighbors Also Step Outside To Enjoy A Cigarette. Then I Fart Really Loud And Try Not To Bust Out Laughing.
#11
what a shit thread
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#12
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Sometimes When I'm Enjoying A Cigarette In The Sun I See My Neighbors Also Step Outside To Enjoy A Cigarette. Then I Fart Really Loud And Try Not To Bust Out Laughing.


you just can't make up stuff like this
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#14
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You Should Try It. It's One Of The Hardest Things To Do In The World.


oh don't worry, I will.

I will
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.