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#1
Ai'ight, let's say you're out somewhere, you get talking to an older woman and she makes it clear to you that she wants your Jay-Z in her Kardashian, how would you react? How would you feel? Would you go for it?

Now, when I'm talking old, I'm saying 30 years older than you. 30 years older but looking good for her age. Take that as you will.

If you did it, would you be like "AW YEAH I SHAGGED AN OLDER WOMAN!" or would you be like "Err...that was a strange decision, I don't wanna talk about it."

Personally I think the thought "Huh, she's probably around my mom's age" would probably kill my Yeezus.
#2
50 years old????

No way dude... I could probably do 40s just for the experience you know... but not 50.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
I'd be like AWW HELL YEEE I SHAGGED A(n older) WOMAN!

But seriously, yes. Although 30 years older might be a bit too much. Around forties would be better some of my coworkers are in their forties and daaaamn
#4
30 years puts this woman around 60 for me, so no.

But I have no problem with Cougar activity in principle.
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#5
if im attracted to her, then i don't see why not. and my afterthought on "oh yea shagged a milf," vs "what have i just done," would probably be based on whether or not the act was good.
#6
Personally I'm kind of into milfs.. If I was single (which I'm not) I would absolutely go for it.

There are some amazingly hot women who are ~40-60. There's actually a thread on reddit right now about this very thing.. Here are a few from there.

Jane Seymour: 62




Mary Louise Parker from weeds is 48 and she's cute as hell. Album



Mary Steenburgen: 60




Lisa Ann: 41

She's a pornstar, and my most favorite.



I can understand why some people would think it's weird, but older women are just hot as f*ck.
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#7
Susan Sarandon is 43 years older than me and I would perform vulgar sexual acts with her in a heartbeat.
#8
There's this one woman that I hang around with (radio station and she's also in my major) that's probably at least 25 years older than I am. I know that she has been divorved before, but I don't know if she is single. I've actually had that conversation about her with some of the other radio people and the 40 and 29 year old guys and I said 1 and the other two 20 year guys said 0. Those two younger guys are wrong though.
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Susan Sarandon is 43 years older than me and I would perform vulgar sexual acts with her in a heartbeat.


So it's not just me who thinks she's hot...

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Personally I'm kind of into milfs.. If I was single (which I'm not) I would absolutely go for it.

There are some amazingly hot women who are ~40-60. There's actually a thread on reddit right now about this very thing.. Here are a few from there.

Jane Seymour: 62




Mary Louise Parker from weeds is 48 and she's cute as hell. Album



Mary Steenburgen: 60




Lisa Ann: 41

She's a pornstar, and my most favorite.



I can understand why some people would think it's weird, but older attractive women are just hot as f*ck.


The bold is key I think.

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#13
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Here are a few from there.

Why does it look like the porn star has had the least amount of face work?

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#15
hell yeah I would if she was attractive. Older women got dat experience
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I'd assume the pornstar has had a fair few workloads on her face.


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#20
49 years old ? Carol from Eastenders looks shagable, and she's supposed to be in her early 50's so yeah, no problem with it. Just gotta look good, is all.
#22
the lack of hot milfs in this thread is disappointing. come on guys
It's over simplified, So what!

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#26
18 isn't that great. By that age the girls barely have a figure yet. Plus 18 year girls just to be around.. ugh. Not to say there aren't good looking, nice ones, but the majority are either one or the other.
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#27
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18 isn't that great. By that age the girls barely have a figure yet.


+1

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#29
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18 isn't that great. By that age the girls barely have a figure yet. Plus 18 year girls just to be around.. ugh.

#30
55 years old. I've seen a few good looking women that were around that age. I'd hit it if she was attractive.
#32
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A smoking hot woman who can cook...
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#33
Gordon Ramsay would fuck every one of you.

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#34
I wouldn't just nail anyone I was able to 'snag' in a bar. The kind of woman you can take home and have sex with after knowing her for ten minutes isn't the kind of person I'm at all interested in.
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#36
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It's over simplified, So what!

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DUDE NIGELLA IS NOT 53 IS SHE??????


I WATCH HER SHOW ALL THE TIME FOR THE TIT JIGGLE WHEN SHE STIRS


Tit jiggle.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#38
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#39
Been there done that... would do it again for sure lol.
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#40
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she makes it clear to you that she wants your Jay-Z in her Kardashian, how would you react?

I would hope she had a better sexual innuendo than that.

But really, maybe if I couldn't tell her age at all, I wouldn't mind. But if he had just barely met and that's the first thing she asks me then I probably wouldn't do it then anyways because of standards.
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