#1
am i the only one sane/brilliant enough to drink this shit straight? every time i mention its glory to someone they think me insane, but that's true of all great geniuses in their time.

its pretty expensive so you should probably conserve that shit so unless you're zowzee, maybe mix it in with milk. i like to save it for special occasions, like a fine wine but one that is made from god, not beelzebub.

behold



drink it now

thanks

Edit: To be clear, I'm talking about the flavored stuff, not just straight cream that tastes like milk.
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#3
it's incredible
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#5
It's probably less gross than coffee but that's not saying much.
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#6
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It's probably less gross than coffee but that's not saying much.

I hate coffee. You can trust me and my sane taste buds.
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#7
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Enjoy your high levels of cholesterol.

I will/am.
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#9
Come on you guys, someone try it. I aim to change lives.
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#10
what am i even looking at




#11
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what am i even looking at

Heaven. God just doesn't want your virgin eyes to witness it yet. You have to drink some first.
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#12
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what am i even looking at


a blurry picture of what I'm told is "coffee creamer"
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#14
My friends always drink the little cups of it when we're at a local diner.
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#15
Technically, I will occassionally take a tiny sip of creamer, but not like a whole cup or anything. But even I still think taking small sips are weird.

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maybe mix it in with milk.

Okay that's kinda really weird.

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I hate coffee.

This just brought it to a whole new level of weird. So, you actually buy coffee creamer, but don't buy coffee? You're one in a million, brah.

P.S. I coffee.
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#16
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It's like drinking lemon concentrate straight, makes you pucker up and most likely damages your internals.

But it's deliciousness instead of sourness. Idk what you're on about damaging your internals, it's unhealthy sure.

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My friends always drink the little cups of it when we're at a local diner.

So do I but they really have to be cold. And french vanilla.
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#19
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I'll stick with coffee flavored beer, because I have two massive testicles.

this exists and i'm just learning about it now? D:




#20
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holy shit, where you been man
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#22
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this exists and i'm just learning about it now? D:



Dude, they have stouts made with coffee and chocolate, which are then aged in bourbon barrels. You are missing out in a major way.
#23
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I know that feel bro
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#24
nope just lemon. haven't had a cold in years but that's when the pure lemon drinking has occurred. Lemon kills everything smaller than this (_______) soak everything in that shit, win life x 100100100
#25
1. this stuff is probably like crack
2. this stuff is probably terrible for you

shots of lemon concentrate = fun for the whole family
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#26
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1. this stuff is probably like crack
2. this stuff is probably terrible for you

No, those are both definitely true.
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#27
My friends younger brother drinks this stuff straight constantly, concerning.. however he did make me take a sip once and it was divine.
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#28
Oh wow. My brother and I used to drink those little creamers everytime we went out to a restaurant when we were kids. My mom would always scold us for it. Granted, it is fairly socially-unacceptable to go over to empty tables and steal all their creamers. On more than one occasion the waitress came over to our table and dropped a shit-ton of creamers in the little coffee condiment bowl. Actually I feel bad for my mom having to put up with that shit now.
#29
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however he did make me take a sip once and it was divine.

Finally, someone who knows of the majesty.
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#31
Again metal4eva those little cups are good but they really should be cold for the full effect.
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#33
You can get little single shot coffee creamers for free at convenience stores here. Sometimes I get a couple and drink them straight. They have several different flavors.
#34
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I liked them at room temperature

I don't like the flavoured stuff though. It's too sweet for me.

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#35
I should probably watch more of Arrested Development. The first season was really good. I'm not sure why I stopped watching it.
#36
What is this.


I eat pepper out of the packet when it comes with pizza though. It's good with chocolate.
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#37
I would probably sip on Bailey's by itself. But I like coffee so putting it in the creamer makes it better for me. nom nom nom

I've tried it by itself and it does have a nice tang to it but it's too thick and sweet. Not really a non dirty sounding way to describe exactly.


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#38
Seriously disappointed in you all for not trying it
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#39
I can hardly stand taking 2 cream in my coffee anymore, let alone drink that crap straight.