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#1
I'm watching zombieland on tv and I was thinking what would be my weapon so I chose the katana because Its relitivly light and extremely durable. So what pit what would be your weapon of choice?
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#6
Shoulder-fired, large caliber rotary cannon.
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#9
Either that or the yo-yo saw from Octopussy.
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#10
can I change mine to nuclear bomb that is a combo-pack with a bomb shelter???
#12
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lol jk

If it's the "thing directly to your left" thing, my choices are between a pen, two calculators, a notebook, or a big bag of twizzlers

I'd take the twizzlers, not even zombies can resist those
#13
I usually take zombie threads seriously because I'm so enthusiastic about zombies and zombie apocalypses (lame, right?). But this thread has been done so many times I don't really care anymore.
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#14
I'll take an AR-15 and my 1911.

Also one of those Cold Steel axes.
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#15
Razor to commit suicide with.

Um I would probably choose a European Longsword, good reach, double edged blade and I wouldn't have to worry about ammo.
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#16
Recurve crossbow + S&W 686 revolver + machete.
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#17
I would probably choose my knife, or a good crowbar. I have no skills whatsoever with firearms, so I wouldn't go that route.

Also, the zombie survival guide would be my bible at that point.
#18
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Compound crossbow + S&W 686 revolver + machete.


Good choice.
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#19
I think it is inherently necessary to state the attributes of the zombies both physically and psychologically before an effective weapon can be chosen.
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#20
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Good choice.


Actually, I ****ed up. I meant recurve crossbow. I already made the edit
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#21
Zombie apocalypse? I'd choose Meteor, obviously the greatest of all materia.
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#23
If I had matching paper armor and a police riot mask I would be completely set with a katana. I'd have the advantage of armor with out feeling I am going to die after 5 minutes of combat with it.
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#24
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870. Ammo... ammo everywhere.


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#25
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I'm not going to find a lot of 7.62x39 in the hills of NC

It's either 12 gauge and a lot of sub-caliber inserts, or a .22.

Gotta think long-term. If I'm dealing with hoards, ammo is paramount.
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#26
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I'm not going to find a lot of 7.62x39 in the hills of NC

It's either 12 gauge and a lot of sub-caliber inserts, or a .22.

Gotta think long-term. If I'm dealing with hoards, ammo is paramount.


I'd like to think a .22, preferably with a suppressor would be much more helpful than anything in zombie type situations.

And assassination plots.

But I picked a crossbow due to the fact I would be spending most of my time living in the woods during all this.
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#27
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I'd like to think a .22, preferably with a suppressor would be much more helpful than anything in zombie type situations.

And assassination plots.

.22 is my go-to survival rifle. Quiet (sorta), I can carry a shitload of ammo, and will kill whatever needs killing. Only reason I would go shotgun > .22 for zombies is I don't know what it takes to kill a zombie lol. Do I just need to drill it between the eyes, or am I going to have to actually dismantle its brain?
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#28
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.22 is my go-to survival rifle. Quiet (sorta), I can carry a shitload of ammo, and will kill whatever needs killing. Only reason I would go shotgun > .22 for zombies is I don't know what it takes to kill a zombie lol. Do I just need to drill it between the eyes, or am I going to have to actually dismantle its brain?


That's normally the problem with these types of threads. There's really no specification.

My idea of a 'zombie' apocalypse is the newly dead raising from their graves, either due to human experimentation, or some sort of bio-testing gone wrong. I fail to see why in either situation they would crave human flesh, but I'm still up for zombie hunting!

Oh, but either way with a typical zombie (or at least their typical depiction) I think since their bodies are normally depicted as decayed, a .22 would suffice to break their skull and destroy their brain.
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#29
I forgot about the super stilts moving 20 mph with all the effort of walking would be a huge+ for me in terms of survival. Also easier to travel distances, big plus.
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#30
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That's normally the problem with these types of threads. There's really no specification.

My idea of a 'zombie' apocalypse is the newly dead raising from their graves, either due to human experimentation, or some sort of bio-testing gone wrong. I fail to see why in either situation they would crave human flesh, but I'm still up for zombie hunting!

Oh, but either way with a typical zombie (or at least their typical depiction) I think since their bodies are normally depicted as decayed, a .22 would suffice to break their skull and destroy their brain.

I've always thought it was more important to survive the first three or four months, since they ARE decaying. After a few months, they should be substantially broken-down, and possibly even rendered immobile.

For that, a boat and plenty of supplies are really the best way to go. Head off shore, live for a few months, then return for supplies and to check things out. You're invincible if you prepare well enough. But I'm hours from the coast, so I just have to go for seclusion and rough terrain lol.
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#31
Well, being Joshua Garcia and all, I'd use my legion of many, many fans.
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#32
a giant purple dildo, seemed to work fine in saints row the third
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#33
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#34


Or maybe an electric car customized to run over everybody.
Wait, is there electricity in this apocalypse?
Did something happen where we live without electricity?

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#35
You know I'm playin', kid. Plus, you get points for the Darker Than Black avatar.
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#36
chookiecookie has the right idea. Pretty much the same plan as me (bow and in the woods) for the following reasons:

1. Bows are silent (might be a slight sound on impact)
2. Arrows/bolts/whatever (depending on the type of bow) are limitless as long as you have trees around.
3. Woods have many different escape routes/ways to hide.
4. Zombies can't climb trees.
5. Woods will probably have some sort of water supply along with small animals to eat.

Why would you do it any other way? Although, the boat idea isn't a bad one either.
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#37
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I've always thought it was more important to survive the first three or four months, since they ARE decaying. After a few months, they should be substantially broken-down, and possibly even rendered immobile.


On movies/games like resident evil though, they don't decay so much as the virus helps them to evolve and adapt...
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#39
Immortality. Zombies make pitiful enemies. Might-as-well make sure I'm set for when they are inevitably defeated.

Alternatively: If I'm the last survivor, then I'll take a machine that grows humans as well.
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On movies/games like resident evil though, they don't decay so much as the virus helps them to evolve and adapt...


But are they getting proper blood flow and oxygen? Their decay process may just be very slow, but still present.

We'll just have to play it by ear, I've got plenty of ammo for whatever I end up going with lol.
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