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#1
So where the hell was my birthday thread you miserable bastards?

I turned 47 yesterday, and of course I spent the day off my tits, as per tradition, but when I came back, what did I find? Nothing, zip, nada. No birthday thread, and for the first time in all the years I've been here too.

Wassamatter, don't you guys love me anymore? Have I outlasted my usefulness? Is it because I let my boyish good looks slide a bit recently?

You hurt me guys, really hurt me. I mean, even my kids remembered to get me a card (1 card, between them ) without having to be reminded.... much.
Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Jun 22, 2013,
#2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5E8ie2pdM

I was recording my own version of this for you but sadly someone alerted the police
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#3
We all made you a thread each but element and Jay deleted them all because they're mean.

Honest.
#5
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BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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#7
we threw you a surprise party but you never showed up

maybe you weren't invited i don't know
#8
Happy Birthday whoever you are!
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#10
I forgot my mums birthday once ;_;

don't feel too bad
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#12
Happy birthday! Hope you had a good time.

If it makes you feel any better, I haven't seen a whole lot of birthday threads in a while.

My parents forgot it was my birthday today which is why I asked for a birthday thread here ;_; they remembered after a while though thanks to Facebook
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#13
Bro that surprise party was really good.

You must've like, forgotten or something.

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#14
Welp, youre 47.. maybe its time to get off the forums.
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#15
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Welp, youre 47.. maybe its time to get off the forums.


or not

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#16
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Welp, youre 47.. maybe its time to get off the forums.


I'm 53 and have been here almost 9 years when my B-Day passed.
I had to bitch in someone elses thread to get noticed
#18
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Welp, youre 47.. maybe its time to get off the forums.

What are you, 19?

If this is a forum for children then you should include yourself in that advice, if it's a foum for adults then I'm certainly in the right place at 47 years old, if it's a mixed age forum where everybody's welcome, well let me put it this way... shut the f**k up!
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Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Jun 22, 2013,
#19
only UG years matter son
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#20
Well to be fair you haven't lectured me on atenism and the source of present day monotheism for a few years so I figured it would be inappropriate to make you a birthday thread since we never talk anymore.
#21
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Well to be fair you haven't lectured me on atenism and the source of present day monotheism for a few years so I figured it would be inappropriate to make you a birthday thread since we never talk anymore.


If I've already lectured you on those, then the only point in lecturing you again on them would be if you wern't listening the first time.
#22
If you keep talking to me like that I'm gonna bring up free will and nobody wants that.

You don't even remember who I am

I'll attribute it to senility to protect my fragile ego.
#23
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
If you keep talking to me like that I'm gonna bring up free will and nobody wants that.

You don't even remember who I am

I'll attribute it to senility to protect my fragile ego.


At least I remembered my birthday.
#24
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At least I remembered my birthday.

If no one else knew about it was it really your birthday?




My username may have changed since we last conversed. Look familiar?
#25
Happy birthday punk.

(They didn't make me one either )
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#26
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My username may have changed since we last conversed. Look familiar?


Nope.

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Happy birthday punk.

(They didn't make me one either )


Kids these days eh?
Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Jun 22, 2013,
#28
That hurts, man.

I reviewed and made editing recommendations for the first couple chapters of your tentative book before I lost interest and this is how you repay me.

Fine, I'll go quietly, I can see you're the type to use someone for all they're worth then stamp on their dreams.
#33
I guess we all just figured that they didn't have birthdays back when you were born.

And by we I mean everybody else. I didn't really ever care when your birthday was.
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#35
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It still is.

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#36
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What are you, 19?

If this is a forum for children then you should include yourself in that advice, if it's a foum for adults then I'm certainly in the right place at 47 years old, if it's a mixed age forum where everybody's welcome, well let me put it this way... shut the f**k up!
That's great...

...

You know you got mad spoiled at home on your birthday. 47 spankings. No wonder you'd care about a birthday thread
#37
You have to be friends with these guys on facebook for them to know, Slacker.


EDIT: You guys two, Code and Jackal. So it's a toss up. Get a birthday thread, or not let anyone on UG actually know who you are.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by JustRooster at Jun 22, 2013,
#39
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
If no one else knew about it was it really your birthday?




My username may have changed since we last conversed. Look familiar?


Yes! I remember you, however I can't remember for the life of me your old username. I think there may have been a capital letter or a few in it though (RU maybe). Why'd you change usernames?


Also: Happy Birthday Old Man! I brought you some birthday pi! http://pi.ytmnd.com/
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#40
Ha, I already wished you a happy birthday during the week, but happy birthday again Slacker!

I got you your own ziggurat! Not for now, of course, but for when its time.

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