#1
Just bought another guitar, Mitchell, on the cheap. How do I get it into the house with out the loml finding out and what do I say when she does. Is anything better than "Honest, it just followed me home, dear.

Anything would help because this time it will be a real deal as was promised last time.
#2
Quote by azledon
Just bought another guitar, Mitchell, on the cheap. How do I get it into the house with out the loml finding out

loml? I think you spelled lolmnt wrong. And he won't care.
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#4
Quote by azledon
Just bought another guitar, Mitchell, on the cheap. How do I get it into the house with out the loml finding out and what do I say when she does. Is anything better than "Honest, it just followed me home, dear.

Anything would help because this time it will be a real deal as was promised last time.

You gave your guitar a human name, but you refer to your girlfriend/wife with some weird nickname? You've got your priorities all wrong mate.

As for my advice: tell her you are a grown man and that you can do whatever the **** you want. You wanted a new guitar and you got it. Tell her to get a haircut because her current one makes her look like rosie o'donnell.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#6
Is this supposed to be code for you trying to bring home a prostitute without your gf knowing?
#8
Quote by Metasponge
Just tell her, I assume you meant your wife/girlfriend whatever loml means;


"It could be worse, I could be buying meth instead."



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#9
Quote by Neo Evil11
As for my advice: tell her you are a grown man and that you can do whatever the **** you want. You wanted a new guitar and you got it.


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#11
Explain to her that while you love her, that love cannot compare to the feeling of wood sitting in your lap.
#12
Quote by CoreysMonster
Explain to her that while you love her, that love cannot compare to the feeling of wood sitting in your lap.

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#13
Wait. I think I get it now. This kid doesn't have a gf, he is referring to his other guitar
#14
If loyl is always mad at your passion for music, maybe she's just ntloyl you know?
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#15
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Wait. I think I get it now. This kid doesn't have a gf, he is referring to his other guitar

Oh we get this thread once every year.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#16
Dr. strangegroove hates rube goldberg and has to stay in a separate room. I should probably just leave both guitars next to each other for awhile and see who's destroyed when I return. It's the only way.
#17
If you just walk into a guitar store and buy low end guitars on impulse, you probably should be more concerned about that than about how your "loml" will react.
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#18
Quote by Metasponge
Just tell her, I assume you meant your wife/girlfriend whatever loml means;


"It could be worse, I could be buying meth instead."



Almost this.
tell her you bought a pound of meth.
After the tirade and dish throwing etc., go out to the car and say "Just kidding", while holding your new guitar.
#19
Quote by CodeMonk
Almost this.
tell her you bought a pound of meth.
After the tirade and dish throwing etc., go out to the car and say "Just kidding", while holding your new guitar.


Wonderful
ayy lmao
#20
Quote by CodeMonk
Almost this.
tell her you bought a pound of meth.
After the tirade and dish throwing etc., go out to the car and say "Just kidding", while holding your new guitar.

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#21
I think it should be fine as long as you're not planning on using the guitar to steal the copyrighted music of others to post online.


(Get it? LOML is also a music liscense? Yeah?)
#22
How you sneak the guitar in is not important. Who the flying fuck gives a guitar a mans name?
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#24
dude just compare your guitar buying to something she enjoys buying. like if she buys tons of shoes, compare it to that. Maybe she possesses a large fruit shaped dildo collection, if so (which is probably the case) just compare your guitar buying to them, the possibilities are endless!
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#25
Don't you guys get it?

his loml is his other guitar, which is a lady guitar. If she finds out about Mitchell, that's going to be hella awkward and mad jealousy. Not a good situation.

In serious, just say you sold something else.
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#26
Quote by RealUnrealRob
loml = Love of my life according to urban dictionary



that's dumb

op, you're an adult, do whatever the **** you want
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#27
Quote by Lptubeking
dude just compare your guitar buying to something she enjoys buying. like if she buys tons of shoes, compare it to that. Maybe she possesses a large fruit shaped dildo collection, if so (which is probably the case) just compare your guitar buying to them, the possibilities are endless!


You've clearly never interacted with a girl if you legitimately think that that will work.
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