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#2
No question. I'd **** Audrey Hepburn.

/thread

EDIT: I won't describe the experience, because I am a gentleman, and she is a wonderful lady.
#3
Can I use the machine more than once?

Go back and give the Jews the idea first.

Just for shits and gigs.

Quote by progdude93
No question. I'd **** Audrey Hepburn.

/thread

EDIT: I won't describe the experience, because I am a gentleman, and she is a wonderful lady.

I redact my statement and choose this.

Seriously.

My nigga.

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Last edited by stratman_13 at Jun 23, 2013,
#6
Quote by stratman_13
Can I use the machine more than once?

Go back and give the Jews the idea first.

Just for shits and gigs.


I redact my statement and choose this.

Seriously.

My nigga.




There's hope for you yet.
#8
I would say "Is there a Doctor in the house?"
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#9
Wonder where I got a living room.
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#10
Quote by CodeMonk
There's hope for you yet.

I've been obsessed with Audrey since I was like 15 .

OT but I haven't swung by GG&A in ages, who's still hanging around the WTLTL?
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#11
Quote by stratman_13
I've been obsessed with Audrey since I was like 15 .

OT but I haven't swung by GG&A in ages, who's still hanging around the WTLTL?


The usual jokers.
And 311 with his damn camping BBQ pictures. Damn carnivore bastard.

And Cathbard turned 50 today (or yesterday?)
#12
I would go back in time and bet an idiotic sum of money on multiple sports championships to win an exorbitantly idiotic amount of more money


also, dinosaurs
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#13
Quote by CodeMonk
The usual jokers.
And 311 with his damn camping BBQ pictures. Damn carnivore bastard.

And Cathbard turned 50 today (or yesterday?)

Man I'd kill to live near 311.

Damn, no way. I'll have to send the old fart a message .
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#14
Quote by Acϵ♠
I would go back in time and bet an idiotic sum of money on multiple sports championships to win an exorbitantly idiotic amount of more money


also, dinosaurs

Bro, stock market.
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#16
Quote by snipelfritz
Bro, stock market.


i dont know anything about stocks, so even coming from the future i would probably **** that up.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#17
I would go back and make sure game of thrones is never written.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#18
Quote by Acϵ♠
i dont know anything about stocks, so even coming from the future i would probably **** that up.

Apple
Microsoft
Nike


Get yourself a stock broker and that's all you need to know.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#19
i'd go back and forth in time winning the lottery over and over, donating to charity, helping the poor, giving cash out to random people, etc until there's so much more money in circulation than is possible just to see how the economy dicks up
#21
Quote by Ichikurosaki
i'd go back and forth in time winning the lottery over and over, donating to charity, helping the poor, giving cash out to random people, etc until there's so much more money in circulation than is possible just to see how the economy dicks up

Your join date confirms you were alive in late 2007 yet this post makes me question it.
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#23
Quote by Neo Evil11
I would go back and make sure game of thrones is never written.


you are quickly becoming my least favourite poster on this whole site. just terrible.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#24
Quote by Acϵ♠
you are quickly becoming my least favourite poster on this whole site. just terrible.

Ace please.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#25
I'd attend Pink Floyds gig at Earls Court on the PULSE tour.
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#26
Quote by Acϵ♠
you are quickly becoming my least favourite poster on this whole site. just terrible.

Nero might be a pestilent lab animal with a head so engorged that it verges on the grotesque, but he's far from the worst poster.

In fact he's pretty fantastic.
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#27
Quote by stratman_13
Neo might be a pestilent lab animal with a head so engorged that it verges on the grotesque, but he's far from the worst poster.

In fact he's pretty fantastic.

I don't know whether I should take this as a compliment or an insult. My head is not grotesque. It's average sized.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#28
I meant it in the absolute kindest of ways.

Given your penchant for grandiose language, and especially insults, I figured the best way to compliment you would be with an equally verbose insult.
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#29
Quote by progdude93
No question. I'd **** Audrey Hepburn.

/thread

EDIT: I won't describe the experience, because I am a gentleman, and she is a wonderful lady.

Wow, first response, and an instant home run. I like the cut of your jib, kid.
#30
Quote by stratman_13
I meant it in the absolute kindest of ways.

Given your penchant for grandiose language, and especially insults, I figured the best way to compliment you would be with an equally verbose insult.



But I will take it as a compliment anyway. Thank you good sir.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#31
No I really was being serious .
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#34
Quote by stratman_13
No I really was being serious .

Yet I was not in the top 100 list of users.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#35
Quote by Neo Evil11
Yet I was not in the top 100 list of users.


You should make a zany plot to weasel your way into the top 100. It's what Brain would do.
#36
Quote by progdude93
You should make a zany plot to weasel your way into the top 100. It's what Brain would do.

I tried sucking of Jetfuel, yet afterwards he denied having promised me the place in the top 100.

I should use TS his time machine to go back, learn to hack computers, and then hack all computers to vote for me.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#38
Quote by Neo Evil11
I tried sucking of Jetfuel, yet afterwards he denied having promised me the place in the top 100.

I should use TS his time machine to go back, learn to hack computers, and then hack all computers to vote for me.


So you're saying that jetfuel....



got brain?

You probably should've done that to the person who counted the votes....
#39
I'd meet Socrates, Plato and all that lot. I'd like to know how ugly Socrates actually was, and if everything he ever said was just made up by Plato.

Then I'd travel to the year 798 AD, and just chill wherever.
#40
Quote by JoeSaunders
I'd like to know how ugly Socrates actually was, and if everything he ever said was just made up by Plato.

lol. Best answer so far.
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