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#1
Signs in foreign countries that poorly and hilariously attempt to include English translations:











Share some finds.
#3
Yes, I remember when engrish.com was pretty popular. 5 years ago.
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#4
Shut the fuck up, Ian.
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#5
At least they try to be bilingual.

Slightly off topic, but I lol at people in English speaking countries who think their language is being eroded by foreigners (and no, this isn't directed at you, Ian ).
#6
my brother took this in china

"spitting around, pissing, spitting gums or littering rubbishes like pericarp"

#7
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Shut the fuck up, Ian.

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#8
If anyone actually gave a **** for such a thread, they can just look at the Engrish site.
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#9
Still more intelligent than anything TS has posted thus far

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
Engrish is the one thing that can make me giggle fantastically even when I feel terrible.
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#12
Turns out "pericarp" IS a real word.
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#13
this is really offensive ian why don't you care about anybody's feelings you little shithead
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#14
Oh sure, make fun of these people for trying. Do you feel better about yourself now? Knowing that you're at least better at this one particular thing? Douche bag...
#15
this is so insensitive theres probly 6 year old girls making all these signs and english is the hardest language anyways and on top of that shes 6 and chinese so its even harder for her

why are you making fun of her for trying ian

why
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#16
Wow this is totally new and original haha LOL your jokes are way better than mine omg please take my doge avatar and my sig and my username my password is iantheCOMEDIAN good one compadre
#18
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**** Y'ALL IT'S FUNNY


Of course.

lol it became penis xd xd im so glad this is five years ago and i am 11 wow omg failblog HAHAHA hey watch this guy fall over LLOLL
#19
If someone that wasn't Ian posted this thread you guys wouldn't be this douchey.

Yeah, he's a dumbass most of the time, but the rare moments he's not it wouldn't hurt to give him a bit of a break.
#20
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If someone that wasn't Ian posted this thread you guys wouldn't be this douchey.

Yeah, he's a dumbass most of the time, but the rare moments he's not it wouldn't hurt to give him a bit of a break.

+1, I mean, if y'all were making "OMG ITS 2007" jokes I'd let it slide, but really guys, really?

Are we just going to be that cliquey?
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#21
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Turns out "pericarp" IS a real word.


I know but why pericarp? It's like the most random thing I've heard.

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Are we just going to be that cliquey?


You're in the Pit, all it is is cliques.
#22
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You're in the Pit, all it is is cliques.

Wait!?! There's more than one!?!?!?!?
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#23
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Wait!?! There's more than one!?!?!?!?


Yeah bro, I actually just formed one this morning. but I'm the only one in it so far, It's pretty exclusive
It's over simplified, So what!

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#24
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+1, I mean, if y'all were making "OMG ITS 2007" jokes I'd let it slide, but really guys, really?

Are we just going to be that cliquey?

I expecting everyone to make the "OMG ITS 2007" jokes, but when I read all the "OMG Ian, that's offensive, you prick" replies I was delighted. They caught me off guard.

And this is a fairly shitty thread. Ian should have just posted these in YLYL, but no. Ian needed to make a whole thread about an old thing.
#25
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Wait!?! There's more than one!?!?!?!?


Anime, bronies and chat thread. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Gun nuts. That's all I can think of atm.
#26
I went to China a few years ago and they referred to foreigners as "aliens" at the airport. I took a picture, but my phone's camera wasn't good, so no point in posting it.
#27
Quote by Vitor_vdp
If someone that wasn't Ian posted this thread you guys wouldn't be this douchey.

Yeah, he's a dumbass most of the time, but the rare moments he's not it wouldn't hurt to give him a bit of a break.
I should've known before I posted that I've pissed away too much of my reputation here to make a lighthearted humorous thread.

Reported the first post asking to close thread, mods can do whatever the fuck they want with it, I don't care. Not deleting because that's a supreme aspie move.
Last edited by Ian_the_fox at Jun 24, 2013,
#29
I don't know TS really, I hang in EG and GG&A.

I'm confused as to how someone who everyone's being so mean to got 3rd in the recent top 100 poll.
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#31
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I should've known before I posted that I've pissed away too much of my reputation here to make a lighthearted humorous thread.

Reported the first post asking to close thread, mods can do whatever the fuck they want with it, I don't care. Not deleting because that's a supreme aspie move.

But you never learn. I really tried to cut you a break sometimes but you piled on reasons to hate you at every turn.

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I don't know TS really, I hang in EG and GG&A.

I'm confused as to how someone who everyone's being so mean to got 3rd in the recent top 100 poll.

Just got through some of his post history.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#32
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Just got through some of his post history.


Yea I think I get the general gist of the problem here based on your bolded quote.
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Sure upgrading your gear will make you sound better.


#33
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Yea I think I get the general gist of the problem here based on your bolded quote.

You don't even get the beginning of it.


He's so bad, we voted for him.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#34
Quote by Vitor_vdp
If someone that wasn't Ian posted this thread you guys wouldn't be this douchey.

Yeah, he's a dumbass most of the time, but the rare moments he's not it wouldn't hurt to give him a bit of a break.

But it IS Ian. As for a break...I'll give him one now...but I fully expect soon that we'll get a post from him full of pretention and douchebaggery later on.
#35
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
But it IS Ian. As for a break...I'll give him one now...but I fully expect soon that we'll get a post from him full of pretention and douchebaggery later on.


Yeah, it didn't take long for him to say something stupid. Don't know why I even tried.
#37
Quote by Vitor_vdp
If someone that wasn't Ian posted this thread you guys wouldn't be this douchey.

Yeah, he's a dumbass most of the time, but the rare moments he's not it wouldn't hurt to give him a bit of a break.


This. I mean, this isn't a particularly funny thread, and it's a kinda old joke that didn't require a thread of it's own, but you guys don't have to -

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I should've known before I posted that I've pissed away too much of my reputation here to make a lighthearted humorous thread.

Reported the first post asking to close thread, mods can do whatever the fuck they want with it, I don't care. Not deleting because that's a supreme aspie move.


Oh.

Whatever, I tried.
RIP Adam
#38
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Yeah, it didn't take long for him to say something stupid. Don't know why I even tried.

At least you did try. Something to be said for that...
#40
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At least you did try. Something to be said for that...

There was a time when Ian did post on the pony thread every so often, and this was before the douchebaggery really started. He seemed somewhat reasonable, kinda like Axelfox but not completely and utterly clueless. I still tried to show some empathy when he did start to misbehave until it became untenable. It happened a year or two ago.
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Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Jun 24, 2013,
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