#1
What do?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#3
Google that but with your phone model.

If you can't fix it buy a new one
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#4
How long have you left it on the charger for? I used to work customer service at Best Buy back in the day, and more often than not people would try charging it for like 5 minutes, freak, then bring it in. We'd leave it on the charger for like 20 minutes and their phone would be fine.


Is it an Iphone or Android? If it's been charging for more than an hour, remove the battery, reinsert, then do a hard reset and try charging from there. Sometimes if it dies completely the phone's BIOS will restart and not recognize the battery.
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Last edited by JustRooster at Jun 28, 2013,
#7
New battery, new charger, wiggle the cable abit.
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#8
Someone murdered your phone? The phone strangler strikes again.... We need to get homles in on this.
#9
Verbally abuse it until it does something about it.
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#10
take it to a herd of buffalo and wave around a red flag, They'll start charging and it will make your phone very jealous. after a few successful charges from the buffalo, your phone will want to be so much like them that it will start charging! you're welcome
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
Chances are, your phone is charging, but it just hasn't acquired enough juice yet to start up.

If it's an Android phone, you'll see a big green battery thingy if it's charging while the phone is off. There'll be a yellow exclamation mark thingy for some time, which means the phone shouldn't be started yet. After it gets to the 15% mark or something, it should disappear and you'll be good to go.

Dunno about iPhones because, lol iPhones.
#13
My usb jack is ****ed on my phone. I had to by an external charger. So now I do that. And it came with a spare battery so I just use one while I charge the other.
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#14
Become a hermit. Or Amish.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

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#15
Put it in a bowl of rice and let it sit overnight.

The rice will attract asians, who will fix your electronics for you.
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#16
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Put it in a bowl of rice and let it sit overnight.

The rice will attract asians, who will fix your electronics for you.


I think someday I'm going to tell my children a less racist version of this.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
Last edited by snappedstrings6 at Jun 28, 2013,
#18


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#19
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Put it in a bowl of rice and let it sit overnight.

The rice will attract asians, who will fix your electronics for you.

Oh god
#20
Charge it over wifi

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#21
Murder-suicide
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#22
Left overnight, went nowhere.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#23
Find someone with the same phone and test with their battery. If it works buy a new battery, if not steal their phone.
#24
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Find someone with the same phone and test with their battery. If it works buy a new battery, if not steal their phone.

#25
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Buy a new phone.


Yes, the best idea out there.

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#26
WTF with the bump?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#28
Probably that piece that connects the charger to the battery that always messes up. I can't figure out how to open the phone up so I'll just get another one.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#30
why is this thread still going!??
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
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why is this thread still going!??


Because the Pit loves giving advice.

Luckily for me, my grandmother was planning on downgrading her phone from an android to a flip phone around the same time my one died. So hello from my newish Kyocera Hydro!
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#33
least interesting bump ever
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#34
Wasn't really a bump, just me getting a new phone and wanting to let people know somehow. What should I do, make a NPD thread?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#35
please don't
please
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do