#1
Yeah, there he is. Sleeping on the couch. What should we do to him? Give me your best.

EDIT: assuming this isn't against the rules something I apologize if it is
Last edited by fc89konkari at Jun 28, 2013,
#2
Be considerate and allow him to sleep in peace.

He'll never see it coming.
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#3
Duct tape him to the couch. Like, go all the way around the couch and make sure he can't get off
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#5
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Be considerate and allow him to sleep in peace.

He'll never see it coming.

Might as well rent a sports car and go on a bike ride
#6
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Yeah, there he is. Sleeping on the couch. What should we do to him? Give me your best.

EDIT: assuming this isn't against the rules something I apologize if it is



it's not if you take photos of yourselves sucking his dick.
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#9
I heard somewhere once that if you put his dick in your mouth it makes him gay, so that
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#11
"Hack" his Skype account and forward the dirty conversations he has with a girl to all of his friends.
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#12
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Might as well rent a sports car and go on a bike ride


Renting a sportscar is a waste of money and a bike ride is healthier for you.
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#14
I never understood this. He's your friend, he trusts you enough to sleep at your place, but you're going to stick your dick in his mouth or put your balls on his face? You're a shitty (closet homosexual) friend.
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#16
saran wrap him to the couch
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#18
We're at my place.

He puked on the couch. Now he's on the terrace.

He came out of the toilet without opening the lock. Door thingy is shit now (pissed tbh)

I'm kicking his ass tomorrow.
#19
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I never understood this. He's your friend, he trusts you enough to sleep at your place, but you're going to stick your dick in his mouth or put your balls on his face? You're a shitty (closet homosexual) friend.


http://youtu.be/jvTkAzkCD9k

I take it TS is white?
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#20
Stab yourself in the stomach with a knife then smear your blood all over him. Put the knife in his hands and call emergency services. Fall on the ground and wait for the lulz.
#23
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Have sex with him while he's passed out.

Only if he is wearing slutty clothing so we can know he wanted to be sexed.
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#24
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Only if he is wearing slutty clothing so we can know he wanted to be sexed.


It's often the people with the least revealing clothing that want sexed the most.
#25
The real prank would be to trick him by convincing him you're actually a decent friend and not screw with him while he's sleeping.
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#26
Normally, I hate when people mess with other people while they're sleeping. However, since he threw up on your couch, I would just toss him outside.
#27
Get a video camera to record everything. Now...undo your pants, pull your dick out. Take a hot dog...viciously shove it in his mouth. When he wakes up, toss the hot dog and start putting your junk back in your pants. Why? Because physical wounds heal Unless you find he likes that sort of thing...you'll be hosed.
#29
Put him on the roof. Then take roofies and forget about it.
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#30
Take the whole house out from underneath and around him and move it 143.23 miles south-south-east.
#31
First, use his phone to make it look like he's taking dirty photo's of himself, then with the photo's send dirty messages to his own mum with his phone
#32
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Get a video camera to record everything. Now...undo your pants, pull your dick out. Take a hot dog...viciously shove it in his mouth. When he wakes up, toss the hot dog and start putting your junk back in your pants. Why? Because physical wounds heal Unless you find he likes that sort of thing...you'll be hosed.



HA.


this guy, this guy right here has got some good plots.

right? right???
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#33
We found this guy passed out in front of the door outside with the keys still in his right hand.



We proceeded to draw dicks on him.
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#34
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