greatest science discovery of the millenia---found by stoner metal guitarist

#1
ok---if gravity is caused by mass

and science hasnt been able to find the elusive "graviton" that causes gravity
---\i think i may have found it
---

what if gravity is caused by "lack of friction"===which there is no friction in "mass"---so large masses have large gravity
---

i think i just got stoned and reinvented science

yer welcome---

this will for sure go viral--and eventually lead to the creation of anti gravity
#2
1. "Lack of friction" does not exist in matter
2. Gravity works despite friction

Nice try though. You should smoke more.


Nah lol you totally solved it
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#3
lol friction.
you said friction.
lol.


friction.


sorry im a tad drunk.
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#5
I had a girl suck my dick while I fucked her ass, clearly that's more revolutionary in the field of science.
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#6
This is almost as good as my drunken theory on surviving being sucked into a blackhole. Cannonball through it.
#8
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I had a girl suck my dick while I fucked her ass, clearly that's more revolutionary in the field of science.

Revolutionary? Like, does it involved her going around and around like a dog chasing it's tail?
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#9
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Revolutionary? Like, does it involved her going around and around like a dog chasing it's tail?


I've posted a diagram in a thread before:

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#16
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ok---if gravity is caused by mass

and science hasnt been able to find the elusive "graviton" that causes gravity
---\i think i may have found it
---


what if gravity is caused by "lack of friction"===which there is no friction in "mass"---so large masses have large gravity
---

i think i just got stoned and reinvented science

yer welcome---

this will for sure go viral--and eventually lead to the creation of anti gravity



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#17
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I've posted a diagram in a thread before:



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#22
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I'm a physics professor and this checks out

This man is right. I'm just an idiot.
#23
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I'm a physics professor and this checks out

Its true. He taught me everything I know
#24
I'm a little drunk and I can still tell you that that is completely ******ed and wrong
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#25
This is just a perfect example of the internet. Going from interesting and scientific to stick figure sex drawings, haha. Well done, I missed UG. Good to be back, haha
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#29
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i think i just got stoned


I would have to concur.
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#34
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ok---if gravity is caused by mass

and science hasnt been able to find the elusive "graviton" that causes gravity
---\i think i may have found it
---

what if gravity is caused by "lack of friction"===which there is no friction in "mass"---so large masses have large gravity
---

i think i just got stoned and reinvented science

yer welcome---

this will for sure go viral--and eventually lead to the creation of anti gravity

yes, yes, yes that's all very nice but where's this science discovery you mentioned