#1
Today marks the anniversary of the day Joshua Garcia emerged from his Joshua Garcia at Joshua Garcia Memorial Hospital in Joshua Garcia City, Joshua Garcia. So join me, Joshua Garcia's, in celebrating with Joshua Garcia his 22nd Joshua Garcia day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD1G_ILOvcc
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#3
birthday thread for me? daw shucks. youre too kind. :3

v yes but youre sexy so you can take the piss.
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 29, 2013,
#4
So...

is that really your full name. or is it cool for me to take the piss.


edit: oh, right. salutations on passing another approximate solar year of life. enjoy this picture of a gift i'd buy you if we conversed in close physical space on a regular basis.
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#6
I got you a naked guy!

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#7
Heres to the day you crawled out of you mother's womb
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#8
Happy Bday! Go on youtube and search for happy birthday by dimmu borgir, because I'm too lazy to do it for you.
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#9
hbd bb :<3:





#12
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So...

is that really your full name. or is it cool for me to take the piss.


edit: oh, right. salutations on passing another approximate solar year of life. enjoy this picture of a gift i'd buy you if we conversed in close physical space on a regular basis.
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#13
I'm so happy for you, The Joshua Garcia.




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It would be better if his Birthday was November 11th.
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#16
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Today marks the anniversary of the day Joshua Garcia emerged from his Joshua Garcia at Joshua Garcia Memorial Hospital in Joshua Garcia City, Joshua Garcia. So join me, Joshua Garcia's, in celebrating with Joshua Garcia his 22nd Joshua Garcia day.



#20
Dear Joshua,

You suck at Halo because you use the jetpack like a bitch.

**** you.

Sincerely,

Dillon
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my chemical romance are a bunch of homos making love to a mic and you like that cuz your a huge gay wad. You should feel pathetic for being such a gaywad you gay mcr loving gaywad olllol.
#22
Thanks ya'll. You guys are great.


...Well most of you are anyways.
Some of you could've done a better job at this.
I'm Joshua Garcia darnit.
#24
While himself was not immortal Frosty the Snowman's words live on: "Happy Birthday!"

I got you your long lost family:
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#25
Happy Birthday! I got a picture of you? (probably not but doesn't matter still Joshua Garcia)
#27
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#28
Happy birthday bby I got you a sexy gif.



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#30
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happy birthday Mao

i cried many tears when you turned into a lame ass flying squirrel

yeah. Me too.
#31
to the worlds sexiest poster in the world, Happy birthday

I got jon lajoie to show up at your party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuVsLR_2GX0
It's over simplified, So what!

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