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#6
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#7
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get away from this thread?
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” ― Neil deGrasse Tyson

Quote by lolmnt
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#8
Quote by DamienEx1021
To get away from this thread?

To get to the Otherside, so he doesn't have to be in this thread. 10 points to Damien.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#9
Quote by Neo Evil11
To get to the Otherside, so he doesn't have to be in this thread. 10 points to Damien.


WOO! Go me!
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” ― Neil deGrasse Tyson

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#11
That first gif is the creepiest thing I've ever seen
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
#13
Saw this thread from the front page, knew who the TS would be.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
http://natethesnake.com/

Saw this in the YLYL thread. Best joke I've read in a while.

Get some tea boiling. It's a long read but it was so funny I fell off my chair .

Worth the read.
#15
Quote by Philip_pepper
What do you call a black pope?

Holy Shit.


not Papa-C?
Quote by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
#16
Quote by E7#9
http://natethesnake.com/

Saw this in the YLYL thread. Best joke I've read in a while.

Get some tea boiling. It's a long read but it was so funny I fell off my chair .

Worth the read.


Sail upon the open skies
#17
Quote by LostLegion
You



To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#18
I tried my hardest to post the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life but my hand slipped, I accidentally karate chopped through my desk and now my house is on fire.
#20
God, you're worse than the 13 year old. And if your profile is right, you're 17. That's ridiculous. Go away.
#23
Warning: risk of death.
My dog's got no nose.


How does it smell?


Awful.
Spin round carousel
When your horse isn't screwed in

I II III VI:1 VI:2
#24
What's worse than getting home late after a shit day at work?

Your girlfriend cheating on you.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#25
What's funnier than women's rights?

A guy getting his dick cut off.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#26
Quote by Joshua Garcia
God, you're worse than the 13 year old. And if your profile is right, you're 17. That's ridiculous. Go away.

i wouldn't go THAT far..




#28
What do you call a fish which won't share with other fish?

SELFISH
Quote by Kill A Kitten
You know that old saying: "Men who play bass in the band have the largest genitalia." Well, it's the same for women.
#31
Quote by dann_blood
What's funnier than women's rights?

A guy getting his dick cut off.


You are by far the most feminine pseudo-male on the planet. Why don't you sing about flowers and feelings, idiot.
#32
Quote by severed-metal
You are by far the most feminine pseudo-male on the planet. Why don't you sing about flowers and feelings, idiot.

y?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#33
Quote by severed-metal
You are by far the most feminine pseudo-male on the planet. Why don't you sing about flowers and feelings, idiot.


very touchy
#35
Aww yiss Nate the Snake rears its beautiful head once again.

All the good jokes I know are from comics - both drawn and stand-up comedians. I'd feel cheap posting one of them here.

Cheap like yo mama
#36
Quote by severed-metal
I don't like you, and no one should.

If you really didn't like him you would have replied to the 'touchy' response with an allusion to touching children. It'd be a stretch, but I believe in you.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
Quote by severed-metal
I don't like you, and no one should.


cause i'm a feminine pseudo male like dann?

i will gladly sacrifice our potential friendship for that title.
#38
Quote by severed-metal

ftfy

What's funnier than feminine pseudo-men on the internet?

The pussies who get hysterical and throw temper tanties about them.
That's you
Also, see my sig


Quote by Eastwinn
cause i'm a feminine pseudo male like dann?

i will gladly sacrifice our potential friendship for that title.



FEMININE PSEUDO-MALES UNITE
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
Last edited by dann_blood at Jun 30, 2013,
#39
There were two fish in a tank...
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#40
Quote by Eastwinn
cause i'm a feminine pseudo male like dann?

i will gladly sacrifice our potential friendship for that title.


That isn't very nice. I'm a nice guy, with nice values and a good heart.

Quote by dann_blood
ftfy


I don't get it. I didn't really have the patience to scroll though. Typical feminist mentality. If it isn't a big gesture you can't be heard.

What's funnier than feminine pseudo-men on the internet?

The pussies who get hysterical and throw temper tanties about them.
That's you
Also, see my sig


I am the only pussy you have had contact with ever, you should be thanking me.

FEMININE PSEUDO-MALES UNITE


You guys could pass out condoms at your local get togethers. You guys won't be using them, but alphas will be fucking you in the ass. Just to be safe, I wouldn't want you contracting manliness thus increasing your chances with women.
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