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#1
Ok pretend you have been abducted by aliens, they say your plannet is one of nothing but cruelty and suffering and they give you the choice of whether or not the human race gets to live or die. So pit I ask you what do you choose? Life or death? Public poll coming!

Edit public poll camcelled due to shitty internet connection.
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Ok pretend you have been abducted by aliens, they say your plannet is one of nothing but cruelty and suffering

Well, uhh... I mean it's not like what they think would influence my decision. I'm sure there's people out there who enjoy life too much to care about that, and taking that away would be wrong of me.

And if I did, that would technically make me a mass murderer, which I'm not because I'm too cool of a cat to do that.

#8
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doing that wouldn't turn earth into equestria you know

Referencing ponies I see its time to get out of the stable.


Seriously though I would.
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#11
If they're not threatening me, then no. If they're threatening me and I get to save my loved ones but kill the rest of the people, then yes.
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#12
No. This question reminds me of how much I want the 30 minutes back that I spent reading the 'nate the snake' joke earlier though.
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#13
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In a ****ing heartbeat.


Yep, I'd kill all you bitches in a heartbeat.
ayy lmao
#14
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doing that wouldn't turn earth into equestria you know


10/10 post


yes, I would.
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No. This question reminds me of how much I want the 30 minutes back that I spent reading the 'nate the snake' joke earlier though.

You actually read that? Despite knowing that it`s a pun at the end. For shame. FOR SHAME.
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#16
I'd totes start an interstellar funk/soul/rock band and cruise the universe showing the positive contributions of Earth to music.

I've actually had an idea for a fantastically campy movie (full of awesome P-Funk-esque covers) like this. Except it's an American Idol-esque competition but if you get eliminated, you get eliminated.
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#17
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No. This question reminds me of how much I want the 30 minutes back that I spent reading the 'nate the snake' joke earlier though.


Don't hate on nate.
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#18
Not my decision to cast judgement on an entire race. You'd have to be some sort of smug cunts to think you have that kind of authority.
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#19
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Not my decision to cast judgement on an entire race. You'd have to be some sort of smug cunts to think you have that kind of authority.

Or you'd just have to be an asshole who doesn't care and is somewhat insane.
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Or you'd just have to be an asshole who doesn't care and is somewhat insane.


That's pretty much me, yeah.
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#22
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Or you'd just have to be an asshole who doesn't care and is somewhat insane.


Being apathetic would make you indifferent to the decision. To say that you're capable of deciding that means there's some arrogance present.
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#23
Well, in this absurd hypothetical situation, I'm sure if I said "No" they'd kill me and then kill all humans anyway. If I said "Yes" and there was some kind of reward, sure. I can live with the blood of all human existence on my hands if I get to live up the rest of my days with some dope ass aliens.
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#24
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Being apathetic would make you indifferent to the decision. To say that you're capable of deciding that means there's some arrogance present.

BUT what if this apathetic maniac is bored?
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#25
ts is 13
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Well, in this absurd hypothetical situation, I'm sure if I said "No" they'd kill me and then kill all humans anyway. If I said "Yes" and there was some kind of reward, sure. I can live with the blood of all human existence on my hands if I get to live up the rest of my days with some dope ass aliens.


But only if said aliens include that one with the three titties from Total Recall
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#28
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BUT what if this apathetic maniac is bored?


Then he's decided he can decide the human's race in his boredom
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#29
You get the choice to live but if you kill the rest of them unless your preggers and under 27 and give birth to a male the human race goes extinct from your actions in due time anyway.
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#31
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In a ****ing heartbeat.


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#33
Absolutely. Humanity is a sick disease. There does not exist even a single human that deserves to be alive, myself included.
#34
If it brings back the dinosaurs.
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#35
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Absolutely. Humanity is a sick disease. There does not exist even a single human that deserves to be alive, myself included.

Then why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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Being apathetic would make you indifferent to the decision. To say that you're capable of deciding that means there's some arrogance present.

Arrogance? No. Insanity? Yes. Insanity, by its very definition, doesn't operate according to the laws of logic. There might be implied arrogance along with insanity, but it's more likely that the insane person has such a warped mindset that they're simply incapable of properly understanding what the death of all of humanity means. To an insane person, it's not that they're "capable of judging humanity"; it's simply that they can't properly understand that no one is capable of judging humanity in such a manner.

As for apathy...that can come in many forms. In this specific case, it simply means apathy in regards to whether or not you kill billions of members of the human race.
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Arrogance? No. Insanity? Yes. Insanity, by its very definition, doesn't operate according to the laws of logic. There might be implied arrogance along with insanity, but it's more likely that the insane person has such a warped mindset that they're simply incapable of properly understanding what the death of all of humanity means.


this isn't even worth getting into based on that qualifier

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As for apathy...that can come in many forms. In this specific case, it simply means apathy in regards to whether or not you kill billions of members of the human race.


Apathy here doesn't make a decision over a topic it doesn't care about. If you don't care about killing billions of people, it's because you don't value that group. Because you judged them to not be worth anything in your eyes.

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#38
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Absolutely. Humanity is a sick disease. There does not exist even a single human that deserves to be alive, myself included.

But everyone deserves to die?
#39
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this isn't even worth getting into based on that qualifier

No, think about it. If someone is clinically insane, others might see them as arrogant (ergo, others imply arrogance towards the insane person). However, the insane person doesn't espouse arrogance themselves (meaning, they don't actually have the quality of arrogance); they're merely insane.

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Apathy here doesn't make a decision over a topic it doesn't care about. If you don't care about killing billions of people, it's because you don't value that group. Because you judged them to not be worth anything in your eyes.


And, hence, our insane person doesn't care if the billions die.
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#40
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Then why haven't you killed yourself yet?


'Because I'm actually 13 and really into tr00 metal and think being a misanthrope is edgy and cool.'

I can't take any misanthrope that doesn't kill themself or try to change the world, on whatever level, seriously. And there's so much awesome in humans.
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