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#2
I have friends from that town....


And dolphins are one of the species that masturbates.
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brot pls
#3
“Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape,” Childs told reporters. “It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. This nationwide tour is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home. If your arms are long enough to touch your private areas, you are a possible suspect in raping yourself.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”


#6
start giggling like hell at

He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him.


sounds like Fappy might be a bit of a pedo
#8
Dolphins are also known to rape people to death and have sex purely for pleasure. They also commit homosexual rape.


^Sounds like it.
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#11
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They're one step away from ducks, really. Ducks have been known to commit homosexual necrorape.

Except dolphins are smart enough to do it knowingly. They save people from the tide sometimes. Other times they drag them out to see and watch them drown.
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#13
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Dolphins are also known to rape people to death and have sex purely for pleasure. They also commit homosexual rape.


^Sounds like it.

It would be like calling your anti-pedo mascot "The Catholic Dolphin Priest"
#14
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Except dolphins are smart enough to do it knowingly. They save people from the tide sometimes. Other times they drag them out to see and watch them drown.


The village I live in is overrun with ducks. The only reason you think that ducks aren't smart is because we're on the frontline protecting your homes and hearths from a sexy feathery death.
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#15
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The village I live in is overrun with ducks. The only reason you think that ducks aren't smart is because we're on the frontline protecting your homes and hearths from a sexy furry death.

I'm surrounded by duck hunters. I'll be fine.
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#16
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The village I live in is overrun with ducks. The only reason you think that ducks aren't smart is because we're on the frontline protecting your homes and hearths from a sexy feathery death.

The only difference between ducks and dicks is U.
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#20
Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

That reminds me of that American Dad episode.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#23
The Facebook is hilarious.
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#24
Is this real?

Seems a bit "out there."
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#25
Anti-masturbatory shit at Pansy Kidd Middle School?
Well what else are those pansies supposed to do?
hurhurhur

oh fake
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#26
Nah, it's fake.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#27
How do dolphins even masturbate? They must be clever to pull it off with those stubby flippers.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#29
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How do dolphins even masturbate? They must be clever to pull it off with those stubby flippers.

They just hump things.
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#31
"If your arms are long enough to touch your private areas, you are a possible suspect in raping yourself.”

wut?
#32
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How do dolphins even masturbate? They must be clever to pull it off with those stubby flippers.


they've been known to basically twirl eels round their peckers.
#33
Is this a joke?
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#34
The name is a dead give-away that it's just a joke.

EDIT:

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#35
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The name is a dead give-away that it's just a joke.


Don't tell them it's a joke.
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#36
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Don't tell them it's a joke.

I have enough German media being outraged over things that were meant as jokes from America, I don't need more on UG.
#37
I'm so going to wear an I <3 Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin T-shirt on my next gig with my hard rock band.
#38
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I have enough German media being outraged over things that were meant as jokes from America, I don't need more on UG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM
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#39
Meanwhile, there is a REAL documentary on masturbation coming soon called "Sticky: A Documentary on Masturbation - [forbidden link] (and the project we did in response to NoFap called YesFap #imasturbate at [forbidden link] - Fappy Rules!

I wish I knew how to post the trailer here!
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