#1
Jacob (JayT44)

Happy Birthday, dude. I got you the Hoff.





RIP Tom Searle.
Last edited by MH400 at Jul 1, 2013,
#2
Whatever. I still hate you.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#7
You're going to die soon.

Fuck you, bitch tits.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRMX9Brq0s
Quote by LostLegion
His real name's not even Jay I think.

Lies and slander
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
Thankssss maaaan!


But it's still July 1st here in America. I'm gonna buy donuts tomorrow (finally). Also this is the most depressing birthday thread ever. Step up your shit, guys.

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yo, happy birthday, bitch!

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How the hell do you spell 'street' wrong? S-T-R-E-A?-T?
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#10
Quote by JayT44
Also this is the most depressing birthday thread ever. Step up your shit, guys.

I posted the beatles
that's something

just kidding, your real gift;

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
Quote by Hydra150
I posted the beatles
that's something

just kidding, your real gift;


The Beatles are great. I was actually jamming to them today!


And my heart just melted a little bit.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#13
Quote by JayT44
How the hell do you spell 'street' wrong? S-T-R-E-A?-T?


hey man i'm slingin mad volume and fat stackin benjis you know what i'm sayin i can't be all about like spelling and shit
you're a stone fox
#15
Quote by JayT44

And my heart just melted a little bit.

that's not all
look inside



:3
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Jul 1, 2013,
#18
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#19
15?? Fuck.... for some reason I feel really old now.

I hate to think what Slacker feels.
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#20
Happy birdday dood3r!

I got you a birdday bird.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#22
I didn't get you anything because you are underage and all my gifts are for grown ups.

Quote by LostLegion
His real name's not even Jay I think.


His real name is j8.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
Thanks everybody. Your warm wishes are appreciated.

Quote by theogonia777
I didn't get you anything because you are underage and all my gifts are for grown ups.

But it's your fault I'm underage in the first place.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#24
Quote by MH400
Jacob (JayT44)

Happy Birthday, dude. I got you the Hoff.



If you stare at his crotch for an extended period of time, you can see the exact moment the recurring Hoff appears on what is an otherwise plain piece of black underwear.
#26
I got you a dildo flail, although you have to fight this guy for it.



Use it wisely, son.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
Last edited by dann_blood at Jul 2, 2013,
#27
Quote by JayT44
But it's your fault I'm underage in the first place.


Oh well. Not my problem.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
Quote by Thrill-house
Just passing through


Thrill!!!
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#30
wait, a 08'er turned 15 now? so he was what, 10 when he joined here?

wow.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#31
Hold on... If Jay's an 08'er, and he's 15, that means he made his account when he was 10. Is that allowed?

EDIT: Ninja'd
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA