#2
Because I'm entirely aware at just how hilarious I am


I always laugh at the punchline before I say it

For not-funny stories I'm actually alright though


EDIT: for instance, just yesterday I tried to summarise the nate the snake story to a friend because he didn't want to read it.
But I couldn't finish 5 or so words without laughing for a few moments at how funny I thought that shit was
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
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Because I'm entirely aware at just how hilarious I am


I always laugh at the punchline before I say it


You should try telling Nate The Snake.

Edit: Lol at your edit.
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#5
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You should try telling Nate The Snake.

Edit: Lol at your edit.



It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
I'm told I'm a good story teller. I never have to piss around going back because people don't catch it.

I have a friend who can't tell a story to save his life
#8
It depends. If I'm with a group of people that I'm comfortable with I can tell a decent story. But if I have even the slightest bit of anxiety it can go down hill pretty quick.
#9
im p shit at telling stories so most of the time i just give super condensed versions and then expand afterwards if they want it.
#11
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im p shit at telling stories so most of the time i just give super condensed versions and then expand afterwards if they want it.



that half hour story in tc about you, me and a horse, and the hour long one following it was pure brilliance

Assuming it was actually you
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
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that half hour story in tc about you, me and a horse, and the hour long one following it was pure brilliance

Assuming it was actually you

I hope that wasn't the super condensed version..
#13
I take funny stories and make them unfunny
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#14
Pretty good. Some of my really good buddies are incredible though so if we are together I usually defer to let them tell the story if we are both central in it.
#15
I have a few skills, but storytelling is definitely one of them - unfortunately, I take it way too seriously and throw in dramatic pauses and crap; by the time I get to the punchline, everyone is too confused to care.
#16
If I'm around my friends or other random people my age, then I can tell a story pretty well. If I'm around family or people older than me, then not so well. Probably because most of my funny stories are inappropriate for family.
#17
I don't get to tell stories that often because someone else does it. I don't think I'm very good at it because everyone else seems bored.
#18
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that half hour story in tc about you, me and a horse, and the hour long one following it was pure brilliance

Assuming it was actually you

it was. i'm better at coming up with things off the cuff than actually retelling stories tho
#19
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You should try telling Nate The Snake.

Edit: Lol at your edit.

I have Nate blogged on here if any body doesn't know what it is.
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#20
I'm awful at it. I used to try anyway but now I just defer to someone else or don't tell it at all, pretty much. I'm terrible at explaining things too. Speaking is definitely not a gift of mine.
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#21
Depending on how the story unfolds I can range from pretty good to mediocre but usually I get sidetracked real quick and go off on a few different tangents and never finish my story.
#22
Any story that isn't funny isn't really a story worth telling, in my opinion. I usually tell people the least amount of information possible on those and only if they ask (otherwise I won't bring it up).

However, when it comes to funny stories I'm great. But that's because I know how to extend the truth and add all kinds of delicious flavour (on the spot) to make the stories way better than originally planned.

People who are bad at storytelling are so boring to be around.
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#23
I'm good at telling stories.

My problem is I can't come up with a story to tell just for the sake of telling a story. Something has to remind me that the particular tale exists in my tome of absurd and twisted experience.
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#26
I suck at it cuz I get distracted and forget what I was talking about. If I could write it down it'd be a amazing story but when I talk I forget things.
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#27
Without wanting to sound conceited, I. am. f*cking. BRILLIANT!... at telling funny stories and anecdotes. I've even done a bit of stand-up and one of my 'arty' mates once described me as a 'delightful raconteur'.
#28
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Any story that isn't funny isn't really a story worth telling, in my opinion. I usually tell people the least amount of information possible on those and only if they ask (otherwise I won't bring it up).

However, when it comes to funny stories I'm great. But that's because I know how to extend the truth and add all kinds of delicious flavour (on the spot) to make the stories way better than originally planned.

People who are bad at storytelling are so boring to be around.

This is pretty much what I do.
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I'm good at telling stories.

My problem is I can't come up with a story to tell just for the sake of telling a story. Something has to remind me that the particular tale exists in my tome of absurd and twisted experience.

I can do this in smaller doses and build upon it. Basically how I do all of my lying on the spot. It's pretty useful for dealing with retail employees, police etc.
#29
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I can do this in smaller doses and build upon it. Basically how I do all of my lying on the spot. It's pretty useful for dealing with retail employees, police etc.

Solid as ****.

^this man gets it.
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#30
I'm pretty hit and miss. There's some stories I've told over and over that get better every time, and there's some stories that sounded better in my head and they've failed and I haven't tried them again.
#31
I like telling them the horse story. It's a great story.
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#33
Now this is a story all about how my life turned flipped right upside down and I'd like to take a minute and sit right there, and tell you how I became...... ah, sod it.
#34
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Without wanting to sound conceited, I. am. f*cking. BRILLIANT!... at telling funny stories and anecdotes. I've even done a bit of stand-up and one of my 'arty' mates once described me as a 'delightful raconteur'.

Age and experience.
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#35
It depends on who i'm talking to, if it's someone i know quite well and i'm comfortable talking to, then i'm good at it, but if i don't really know someone, then i tend to **** up. It gets quite annoying if i'm talking to my mum about something, then just as i get to the end of the story, my dad comes into the room and says "what happened?" and i have to start from the beginning, so now i just wait until they are both in the room.

Sometimes i to ramble on a bit, i need to learn to condense things.
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#36
It's not you, it's your audience.

Tell a funny story, and shoot whoever doesn't laugh. They'll learn pretty fast.
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