#1
So have you ever been caught playing five knuckle shuffle by somebody? Have one of your parents ever walked in on you jacking the beanstalk? Have you ever _____ *insert another euphemism for masturbation*?

Well, you can now rest assured it probably wasn't half as emotionally distressing and embarrassing as this technician's unfortunate mishap...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23141481


Quote by China sex film mistakenly shown on big screen in Jilin

A film banned as pornography in China was accidentally shown on a large LED screen in a public square in Jilin province, Chinese media report.

Xin Jin Ping Mei (known in English as The Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks) was reportedly played to a surprised public for about 10 minutes.

A technician had been watching the film on his computer without realising it was connected to the LED screen.

He was meant to have been repairing the screen, reports said.

The advertising company that owned the screen alerted the technician, identified as Yuan Mou, to the live broadcast.

Mr Yuan then unplugged his computer and threw the disc out of the window, according to Chinese media reports.

However, news of the accidental broadcast quickly spread, and photos of the film playing over the main square near Jilin railway station went viral online.

The incident is said to have taken place last week and reports said that police are investigating.

Chinese microblog users primarily reacted to the incident with amusement.

Microblogger Exclusive Title described Xin Jin Ping Mei as a "class A Hong Kong film", while user Oriental Emperor wrote: "It's not broadcasting a sex tape of one of our officials, what's the big fuss?", referring to the recent scandal of a former Chongqing official.

The film Xin Jin Ping Mei is based on the 17th Century Chinese novel, known as The Plum in the Golden Vase.

The version broadcast is widely reported to be a Hong Kong remake of the film, with the English name: The Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks.

China has tight regulations controlling which films can be broadcast, including politically sensitive films and some pornographic films.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#4
I was expecting a few more sex puns by now, not gonna lie. The Pit must be slow today.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#8
I bet that was a sticky situation
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#9
Quote by DisarmGoliath
I was expecting a few more sex puns by now, not gonna lie. The Pit must be slow today.

some of us have been given first hand experience of what gitmo is like

we need recovery time
#10
But chinese penii are barely visible, so what's the problem?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#11
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But chinese penii are barely visible, so what's the problem?

You can see them if you squint.
#12
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You can see them if you squint.


Gotta hand it to you... I lol'd
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#16
one time it happened to me I moved so fast to put away the gear that even I didnt see what was going on.
#17
What a misleading title.
Looked it up, no chopsticks were found.
Unless chopstick = penis.
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#18
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You can see them if you squint.

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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You can see them if you squint.

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