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#1
I had a friend in high school who used to complain about this a lot.

(Past tense because I haven't spoken to her in a while)

whenever we ate lunch we'd sit at these bench tables. This being high school, no one wanted to sit at a table too close to the "wrong" crowd so our table was always crammed with people. This invariably led to:

~butts touching~

and my friend would get quite upset about this. I can understand if it's some disgusting malodorous person who just had PE and ran out of deodorant or something, but a clothed butt (double layered, even, if they have underwear on) isn't that bad.

I want to know if any of you feel the same as my friend on this issue cuz I feel like she can't be the only one even though it's so weird.
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#2
I'll touch your butt.
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#3
I like touching butts
It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
I wouldn't want to touch my friend's butt with my butt.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#7
Wait, how do you touch somebody's but with your butt while you're both sitting down? Surely your butts are both touching the seat and not actually touching each other.


Unless you mean like the side of your butt. I wouldn't really count that as butt. That's more like hip.
#9
I think butts touching is weird. There is no penetration.
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Wait, how do you touch somebody's but with your butt while you're both sitting down? Surely your butts are both touching the seat and not actually touching each other.


Unless you mean like the side of your butt. I wouldn't really count that as butt. That's more like hip.

Yup side butt. It's definitely not the hip though it feels different. Hold on I'll draw a diagram.

And thank you for the offers but my butt does not want to be touched by anyone right now
cat
#11
It feels funny when youre passing through a tiny space and you rub butts with your sisiter cause her butt is bigger than yours. I wish my butt was bigger.
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And thank you for the offers but my butt does not want to be touched by anyone right now

You think that's going to stop me?
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#14
It makes me feel really uncomfortable and awkward. I try to shift whenever I notice it.
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#15
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Side butts aren't as bad as a moon landing though.

Wut?
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#17
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Wut?

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to each other, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching each other. Thus, a moon landing.
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When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to each other, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching each other. Thus, a moon landing.

You have thought this through too much, no such thing happened.
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#19
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Wut?


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#21
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When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to each other, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching each other. Thus, a moon landing.

I tried to post that gif from Modern Family where they do a moonlanding lol, also it's really weird in cinema's if someone has to get past your seat and you touch butts.
#25
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I tried to post that gif from Modern Family where they do a moonlanding lol, also it's really weird in cinema's if someone has to get past your seat and you touch butts.


It's funny how when things like this happen, everybody involved knows it was a legitimate accident, but they still all feel weird about it.

Society be crazy.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#27
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I tried to post that gif from Modern Family where they do a moonlanding lol, also it's really weird in cinema's if someone has to get past your seat and you touch butts.



And it's worse when they rub against your crotch.
#28
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It feels funny when youre passing through a tiny space and you rub butts with your sisiter cause her butt is bigger than yours. I wish my butt was bigger.

wait what you complained about something caused by a big butt though I'm confused

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Wait, how do you touch somebody's but with your butt while you're both sitting down? Surely your butts are both touching the seat and not actually touching each other.


Unless you mean like the side of your butt. I wouldn't really count that as butt. That's more like hip.


The red area is the side butt not the hip. If they touch it counts



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That's not very nice
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#30
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wait what you complained about something caused by a big butt though I'm confused

Actually now that I think about I'm happy with my butt.

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I like butts.



Nothing wrong with a little butt-on-butt action.

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#31
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~butts touching~



and my friend would get quite upset about this. I can understand if it's some disgusting malodorous person who just had PE and ran out of deodorant or something, but a clothed butt (double layered, even, if they have underwear on) isn't that bad.

Different people have different boundaries. I'm not comfortable not having a lot of physical space and feeling cramped, it's just how I am with personal space.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#32
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That's not very nice

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#33
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The red area is the side butt not the hip. If they touch it counts



Yeah, okay, I suppose that's butt. Personally I wouldn't count it, though.

I don't have a problem with it if it's because there's not a lot of room or if there's a reason to be that close. It would be kid of weird though if it was just two of you and there was nothing romantic going on between the two of you.
#34
It's only really butt touching if one can put something long and hard in the gap.
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#35
Was it elbow-room related? Odd

I think in high school when benches/tables were too crowded we jokingly sat on laps a few times
#38
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I like butts.



Nothing wrong with a little butt-on-butt action.

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#39
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#40
i would mind. not so much because it's the side butts touching, but if you're that close, it means you're squeezing in your shoulders to accommodate everyone and it'd be uncomfortable.
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