Dr Brodsky
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Join date: Jun 2013
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#1
Why are Blues singers so miserable. They start every song with "woke up this morning" and then proceed to moan about everything that has gone wrong in their drug and alcohol fuelled lives. Well, I'm sorry but if you spend all your money on alcohol and drugs and wake up every morning having wet the bed, of course your woman gonna have gone left you. You should be thankfull you woke up in the morning at all. Lighten up and stop all that moaning if you want a steady girlfriend. Stop spending so much money on guitars and buy some deodorant.
SwaggleyKubrick
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Join date: Nov 2012
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#2
Why are country singers so obsessed with their pickup trucks?

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Join date: Jun 2011
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#3
Quote by Dr Brodsky
Why are Blues singers so miserable. They start every song with "woke up this morning" and then proceed to moan about everything that has gone wrong in their drug and alcohol fuelled lives. Well, I'm sorry but if you spend all your money on alcohol and drugs and wake up every morning having wet the bed, of course your woman gonna have gone left you. You should be thankfull you woke up in the morning at all. Lighten up and stop all that moaning if you want a steady girlfriend. Stop spending so much money on guitars and buy some deodorant.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUVZtGdFMMc


Oh, and the song started off with "well meet me at the bottom."
Last edited by man_suits at Jul 3, 2013,
Dr Brodsky
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Join date: Jun 2013
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#4
Meet me at the bottom sounds very suspicious. What kind of coded messages is he sending out. I don't think the bottom is the place you should visit first. He won't keep a girlfriend that way. Then he'll wake up the next morning and start moaning about his life. Improve your dating technique Mr Wolf and stay away from bottoms.
romencer17
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Join date: Sep 2006
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#6
because nobody would listen to songs that go "woke up this mornin', everything was real alright. no conflict happened, day was pretty uneventful and nice" it would be garbage
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Sumdeus
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Join date: Jul 2013
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#7
Someone much smarter than you and I said it best:

“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”

-Ernest Hemingway


So, don't worry 'bout it, buddy. You'll never have to feel the blues
Johnnysd
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Join date: Jun 2007
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#8
To quote Roosevelt Sykes:
Doctor studies medicine. 'course he ain't sick, but he studies medicine to help them people. A blues player ain't got no blues, but he plays for the worried people.. Like the doctor works from outside the body to the inside of the body. But the blues player works on the inside of the inside.
dr_john
yer blues
Join date: Sep 2004
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#9
It's true most good blues songs start with 'Woke up this mornin' except, of course, for the wonderful 'Didn't go to sleep last nite' blues.
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ProphetToJables
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Join date: Dec 2008
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#10
Ever listened to BB King's Sweet Little Angel?
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