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#1
Complete the following:


Forgive me, MH400, for I have sinned....
RIP Tom Searle.
#2
I don't have any confessions; FIGJAM.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4
Quote by MH400
Complete the following:


Forgive me, MH400, for I have sinned....


by letting you be born
#5
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I don't have any confessions; FIGJAM.

"fuck it, gay jamaicans are masculine"?
#8
fuck I'm good, just ask me


Mate I think you should see a therapist
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
Quote by JackalUK
by letting you be born



Originality: 0.5/10
Sting: 1/10
Humour: 1/10

0.83*/10

Would not read again.
RIP Tom Searle.
#11
Quote by MH400
Originality: 0.5/10
Sting: 1/10
Humour: 1/10

0.83*/10

Would not read again.

Originality: 0
Sting: 0
Humor: 0

Total: 0/10.0


I don't get it. You wanted to use the oldest freaking internet meme to prove that SOMEONE ELSE is unoriginal and unfunny?
#12
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
ewwww mh400.



I knew that your post was going to contain bitching and crying. I only saw your name and knew what was coming. lol.

Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Originality: 0
Sting: 0
Humor: 0

Total: 0/10.0


I don't get it. You wanted to use the oldest freaking internet meme to prove that SOMEONE ELSE is unoriginal and unfunny?



Wait, what? I didn't use a meme?
RIP Tom Searle.
#14
you're a terrible priest
0/10 would not confess again.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#15
Not dancing, brah. My white British ass is firmly on my seat.
RIP Tom Searle.
#16
Well if you go by those silly international laws, I've technically committed war crimes. But all those people spoke weird, so it had to be done, and they were just holding back humanity with how pathetic they were. It was like I was surrounded by dying, squealing puppies on their last breath and I had a chain gun in my hands.

They couldn't find me because I was smart enough to wear a mask throughout the incursions, and since I've undergone extensive surgery to change apparent age, gender and race.

Like it matters what I did though, good and evil are just silly constructs for the weak. Yet they keep raising the bounty. I made a little money with a fake dead body and collecting the cash but they worked it out and I spent most of it changing identity again.

I'll give you all a hint, I'm actually 64.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#17
when i was around 5, me and another girl touched each other's private parts, so i might have actually been a pedo for a short period of time there.
#18
Forgive me MH400 for i have sinned for you see i shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy.
#21
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Samdroid's confession thread is best confession thread.



I made a lot of those up to mess with you guys.


Srs.


Thread slowed down because I got bored of doing it.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#23
Quote by MH400
Originality: 0.5/10
Sting: 1/10
Humour: 1/10

0.83*/10

Would not read again.



haha I actually laughed, I like your humour XD
Last edited by Tiimmo19 at Jul 4, 2013,
#24
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I have loved myself while smelling your underwear.


Your dog was present. I ignored it.

I don't think anybody can top this.

Quote by MH400
Forgive me, MH400, for I have sinned....

...and I'll do it again MWAHAHAHA!
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Jul 4, 2013,
#26
I was the one who threw the peanut! I know now that what I have done is wrong.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#27
I haven't logged into UG in almost 4 years...then I had to re-register because I forgot I had my account disabled...I'm so ashamed...

NOT!
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

JAMBA IS SWAHILI FOR THE WORD 'FART', THINK ABOUT THAT NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A JAMBA-JUICE

not that it matters, but my old account was soulfly_freak
#29
Quote by JackalUK
face/palm...


+1

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#31
Quote by R1DERontheS7ORM
I haven't logged into UG in almost 4 years...then I had to re-register because I forgot I had my account disabled...I'm so ashamed...

NOT!

******
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#32
I dropped the screw in the tuna
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#34
I have had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procastination.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#35
I let the dogs out.
"Air created the greenness. And once you've got something, that leads to otherness." - Karl Pilkington.
#36
Quote by theogonia777
I was the one who threw the peanut! I know now that what I have done is wrong.


lol why did i get this reference
#38
Quote by Thrill-house
I occasionally still lurk here out of sheer boredom.

If you're bored enough to lurk you're bored enough to post.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#40
Quote by Hydra150
If you're bored enough to lurk you're bored enough to post.


You made me do this.
Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
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