Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
I have to drive to South Carolina just to be able to get anything worth lighting. I'm just not that into it anymore.
I can get whatever the **** I want down here. One year my uncle and I spent $1k at the Phantom Fireworks outlet in St. Augustine. I still have that free hat they gave me.

'Twas the best 4th of July ever.
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.