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#1
I'm well on my way to the drunkage of drunkland

anyone else want to join my crusade to kill brain cells and thoroughly alter our blood alcohol content?

It's a drunk chat thread.
sup lads.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
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No because it's daytime in the civilized world.


yeah but it's 7:38 in australia which is reason enough to get drunk right around the world
It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
hey? what's that?
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#6
Last time I drank I fell about 10 feet onto the sidewalk and broke my arm so not particularly.
#7
Quote by DardySon
Last time I drank I fell about 10 feet onto the sidewalk and broke my arm so not particularly.


you're only a failure if you give up there.

Don't let the world get the best of you, you're better than that.
Have some bundy and coke and show that **** who's boss
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#8
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
hey? what's that?

Footy is AFL, It's awesome.
Captain Morgan is a spiced rum, Cheap and nasty straight but mix it with cola and it tastes like vanilla coke.
BTW I'm from Kal, so three people from WA in this thread.
#9
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
you're only a failure if you give up there.

Don't let the world get the best of you, you're better than that.
Have some bundy and coke and show that **** who's boss

To be honest I'll probably be out again tonight it's just that I'm in Italy at the moment so it's only about 2 in the afternoon.
#10
Quote by mybanez
Footy is AFL, It's awesome.
Captain Morgan is a spiced rum, Cheap and nasty straight but mix it with cola and it tastes like vanilla coke.
BTW I'm from Kal, so three people from WA in this thread.


Oh I know what footy is, I just read it wrong

I thought you were watching captain morgan do something and I was like, hey?

and I know it's a rum that's why I was confused why It was doing something


And aww yeah

but really kals?
why would you do that to yourself ;_;

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To be honest I'll probably be out again tonight it's just that I'm in Italy at the moment so it's only about 2 in the afternoon.


Good
And if you're on vacation there's no time frame on when you can drink. Drink as soon as you get up, Who cares you're on vacation!
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#11
I shall be drinking in about 3 hour time until then it is work
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#12
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Oh I know what footy is, I just read it wrong

I thought you were watching captain morgan do something and I was like, hey?

and I know it's a rum that's why I was confused why It was doing something


And aww yeah

but really kals?
why would you do that to yourself ;_;


I should have put a comma, sorry.

Kal is all about the money, sexy sexy money.
#13
Quote by slash_GNR666
I shall be drinking in about 3 hour time until then it is work


don't your employers know the importance of being inebriated at any and potentially every hour of the day D:<

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I should have put a comma, sorry.

Kal is all about the money, sexy sexy money.


To be honest I don't know a lot about kals
I had a friend move there to work for a while but hated it and came back
It's over simplified, So what!

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#14
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Good
And if you're on vacation there's no time frame on when you can drink. Drink as soon as you get up, Who cares you're on vacation!

Yeah I know but I still like to feel like I'm not an alcoholic.
#15
Quote by DardySon
Yeah I know but I still like to feel like I'm not an alcoholic.


you're only an alcoholic if you acknowledge it
there's no problem if you ignore it
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#16
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
don't your employers know the importance of being inebriated at any and potentially every hour of the day D:<


One word mate, Knobjockeys
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#18
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
you're only an alcoholic if you acknowledge it
there's no problem if you ignore it

Can't argue with that logic
#19
Quote by slash_GNR666
One word mate, Knobjockeys


What cunts

Quote by King Donkey
Woo, drinking alone!


Nah there's people here
I'm just ignoring them because they're calling me nerdy for getting reading glasses

I don't even need them I just got them for shits n gigs

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Can't argue with that logic

That's the spirit!

It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#20
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Nah there's people here
I'm just ignoring them because they're calling me nerdy for getting reading glasses

I don't even need them I just got them for shits n gigs

Too right. We're your real friends here.
West Ham United
#21
Quote by King Donkey
Too right. We're your real friends here.


and don't I know it

Is anyone actually gonna get drunk with me?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#22
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I'm just ignoring them because they're calling me nerdy for getting reading glasses

I don't even need them I just got them for shits n gigs
:


You got reading glasses for shits??

If you want to read shit, go read Twilight
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#23
Quote by slash_GNR666
You got reading glasses for shits??

If you want to read shit, go read Twilight


no way man, I read the hunger games and that was tough enough!
reading twilight I may as well cut my dick off and change my name to Joanna
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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#24
1. Go outside and find wombat.

2. Put a whiskey in its pouch.

3. Hang out at the beach with your new BFF




yo yo ma and seal getting drunk with wombats or "wombombing"





Safer than eyeball shots, and twice as cute!
#25
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
and don't I know it

Is anyone actually gonna get drunk with me?


I'm drunk with you man. Feels good.
#27
I want to play with a wombat now

anyone up for a roadtrip to the zoo?
Quote by Andy1993
I'm drunk with you man. Feels good.


yeah man!!
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#28
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I want to play with a wombat now

anyone up for a roadtrip to the zoo?



I totally know a dude who owns a zoo, I get to go inside the enclosures and cuddle baby lions and shit.
#29
Quote by strait jacket
I totally know a dude who owns a zoo, I get to go inside the enclosures and cuddle baby lions and shit.


dude are you ****ing serious that's awesome as ****!
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#30
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
dude are you ****ing serious that's awesome as ****!

I'm always serious.
#32
Quote by strait jacket
I'm always serious.


I'm rarely serious.
We're perfect for eachother


I totally want to play with a tiger cub though, How ****ing awesome would that be

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Its six am here...


someone get me a beer!


GET THIS MAN A BEER!

The bottle-os is open I'm pretty sure. Just need someone sober enough to drive the car
It's over simplified, So what!

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#33
My uncle is one of the managers for Australia Zoo. got to get up close with a Komodo Dragons. was ****ing rad.
#34
Quote by Andy1993
My uncle is one of the managers for Australia Zoo. got to get up close with a Komodo Dragons. was ****ing rad.


Dude I've probably met your uncle!

I went to the australia zoo a few years ago
And while really i only met like 15 zoo staff, I was more than likely within the vicinity of your uncle which is just as awesome


side note, surfers paradise was the tits
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#35
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Dude I've probably met your uncle!

I went to the australia zoo a few years ago
And while really i only met like 15 zoo staff, I was more than likely within the vicinity of your uncle which is just as awesome


side note, surfers paradise was the tits


Highly likely, he tends to float around a lot.

Surfers is aight. I prefer the Sunny Coast though
#36
Quote by Andy1993
Highly likely, he tends to float around a lot.

Surfers is aight. I prefer the Sunny Coast though


I've never been to the sunny coast

I've only been to surfers the once and I had a blast


and yeah, like we hung out with a few of the zoo lads/lasses that we up for a chat

especially the ones that did little shows all over the place (like showing koalas and birds, not in enclosures)
That place is pretty fun
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#38
Quote by flexiblemile
countdown to drunkitude has started:
6.35 hours and counting


you'll have a lot of catching up to do by then

you should start earlier despite what anyone else says
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#40
Quote by daytripper75
It's 9:40am.


I'm recovering from being really drunk last night.


nothin wrong with hair of the dog

best get to it before the hangover gets too bad
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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