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Quote by JayT44
Before we get this started, let’s lay out a few of the guidelines to make this run smoothly. As always, all of The Pit rules still apply within this thread. I’ll highlight some of the bigger issue one’s for you:

- NO SPAMMING. If you make a post in this thread, try to make it have a purpose or be in response to someone else’s post. Avoid spewing nonsense or just putting “DICKSDICKSDICKS” a bunch of times. That’s what we’re trying to avoid here.

- NO FLAMING. There’s nothing wrong with debating/arguing with someone, as long as it doesn’t become a personal attack. E.g. “Shut the **** up you cockjuggling thundercunt. You’re a ****ing idiot.” Be respectful of others when dealing with conflicting opinions.

- NO PORNOGRAPHY OR GORE. Obviously you’re not supposed to post these things. Quoting inappropriate pictures that others have posted is also bad, so don’t do that either. Amendment 4/26: anybody encouraging the posting of gore or pornography will be treated as if they posted it themselves, and will receive the same punishment as the original poster.

- NO QUOTING ADBOTS. If an adbot makes a post, don’t quote any of the links. Report it and move on. Maybe make a post indicating that you’ve reported it so that others won’t have to.

- Please don’t use this thread as a substitute for an “ONLY” thread. If you have something to discuss that is better served within one of the topic-dedicated threads, it’s best to go to that thread directly (a comprehensive list of ‘’ONLY’’ threads can be found here or via the searchbar). That’s not to say that any discussion relating to these topics are prohibited from this thread, but try and keep it to a minimum. Thank you.


There are SOOOOO many rules! What CAN I use this thread for?

Well, to chat, quite simply. This is sort of a way to filter out the off-topic chat within the "ONLY" threads, the hugging thread, etc. If you wanted to post about a personal matter of marginal importance, you can post in here and discuss it rather than making a new thread about it. If you wanted to inform people that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning, then go right ahead. You found $20 on the street? Awesome dude! That kicks ass! What'd you spend it on? Oh, I bought some recording software with it, check out this song I just wrote: *link*


Now that all of that silly regulation stuff is out of the way, let’s get this started!



Yeah... don't be dickheads, or lolmintz will ban you n shit.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#2
first

edit: LET IT BE KNOWN I WAS FIRST

edit: first mod edit (jay)
Last edited by jetfuel495 at Jul 5, 2013,
#4
>be 17
>go to London for a summer
>have never been to a third world country, no idea what to expect
>step off the plane and smell nothing but body odor and rotten fish
>ugly bitch walks up and asks if I want sum fuk
>before I can decline she unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick in the customs line
>jagged yellow teeth cut into my flacid penis
>she says she doesnt really like the taste of blood so she pulls out a bottle of Worcester sauce on covers my dick with it
>stings like a mad ****
>I manage to get her off me and my dick has fallen off
>go to the hospital to get it reattached
>wait for three days because socialism
>drunk Pakistani surgeon attaches a huge black penis upsidedown and backwards
>I'm listening to Les Rallizes Dénudés on my iPod
>mfw the asian sitting next to me thinks it's the Arctic Monkeys
#7
completely okay with first post on the last page

gg bryce

love you lots xo

8/10 thread title, would read again
#8
word.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
In.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#11
Hope. A new beginning.
Time. Time to start living like just before we died

A fitting quote, I think
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#12
already in the lead for posts

get on my level

Quote by DisarmGoliath
I think we should leave post 40k1 for that huge img Trowzaa posted...


this is why you're my favourite.
Last edited by Trowzaa at Jul 5, 2013,
#18
Quote by Trowzaa
already in the lead for posts

get on my level

To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#19
Quote by Jon777
This is my first and probably last post in the chat thread.

I'm sorry for being anitsocial I really am

This.
STಠ_ಠ
#20
Quote by yoman297
been refreshing like mad

yay i finally got a first page post in one of these threads



my level

ive barely been checking the pit and i got first
#22
and because some dickhead closed the thread before I could reply

Quote by SGstriker

Fine. Ill order a beer. Just for you guys


do that, drink it really fast and then get another one
It'll be worth it, trust me
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#24
Right, now that this is dealt with I can get back to FIFA 13 and finishing the league with Walsall in a CL place (Trowzaa will appreciate the absurdity of such a concept)
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#25
Quote by CoreysMonster
Dammit Hydra

mwa ha ha
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#29
And I deleted Dirge's post because it was a crap way to end the thread (for non-mod posts) - don't like it Dirge? Post better closing posts, like a huge face image next time
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#30
Quote by yoman297
lol Dirge just trying to get the last post

Hey guys, just a dumb question

why do we lock threads at 40K posts?


because mods are oppressive

The football thread had like double that
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#31
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
and because some dickhead closed the thread before I could reply


do that, drink it really fast and then get another one
It'll be worth it, trust me


Lol its not like a drove here or anything...oh wait, yeah I did.
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#32
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Right, now that this is dealt with I can get back to FIFA 13 and finishing the league with Walsall in a CL place (Trowzaa will appreciate the absurdity of such a concept)


Skillz.

I'm failing to get Spain to qualify for the Euros, losing 7-1 to Portugal and 2-1 to Scotland along the way and I'm not even on the hardest difficulty

Lloris
Obeng - Hummels - Nastasic - Shaw
Pogba - Busquets
Suso - Muller - Neymar
Messi




Quote by DisarmGoliath
And I deleted Dirge's post because it was a crap way to end the thread (for non-mod posts) - don't like it Dirge? Post better closing posts, like a huge face image next time


Huge face image of Jose Enrique*

They're the only acceptable ones.
#33
Quote by SGstriker
Lol its not like a drove here or anything...oh wait, yeah I did.


have any ideas for the changing of people's avatar?
#34
Quote by SGstriker
Lol its not like a drove here or anything...oh wait, yeah I did.


nah get a cab home and pick it up in the morning

I've thought this out entirely for you, it's alright get wasted!
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#35
Quote by DisarmGoliath
And I deleted Dirge's post because it was a crap way to end the thread (for non-mod posts) - don't like it Dirge? Post better closing posts, like a huge face image next time

Normally I'd post that edited gif of this thing


That Cas used years ago in his scat porn thread.

But I forgot my photobucket username and password so I guess its lost forever.
ningen ningen ningen ningen ningen
#37
Quote by Trowzaa
Skillz.

I'm failing to get Spain to qualify for the Euros, losing 7-1 to Portugal and 2-1 to Scotland along the way and I'm not even on the hardest difficulty

Lloris
Obeng - Hummels - Nastasic - Shaw
Pogba - Busquets
Suso - Muller - Neymar
Messi



I won the WC with Hungary But I'm only playing Career Mode on Professional, as I'm not too great at FIFA. I don't know a single player IRL from my Walsall team, and I suspect half are made up as 4 or 5 don't even have player pictures, and a few are promoted youth players

Edit: Just realised the spoiler - you brought Neymar and Messi to Liverpool? Also, is that the one and only Ille Nostasic... not a clue if that's how you spell his name!?
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#38
Hey jay it's a new thread now, time to start laying down the law hey?

or wait till next thread
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#39
Quote by stepco12345
Dammit, I missed the first page.


40ppp mothertrucker.
#40
Quote by genghisgandhi
>be 17
>go to London for a summer
>have never been to a third world country, no idea what to expect
>step off the plane and smell nothing but body odor and rotten fish
>ugly bitch walks up and asks if I want sum fuk
>before I can decline she unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick in the customs line
>jagged yellow teeth cut into my flacid penis
>she says she doesnt really like the taste of blood so she pulls out a bottle of Worcester sauce on covers my dick with it
>stings like a mad ****
>I manage to get her off me and my dick has fallen off
>go to the hospital to get it reattached
>wait for three days because socialism
>drunk Pakistani surgeon attaches a huge black penis upsidedown and backwards
>I'm listening to Les Rallizes Dénudés on my iPod
>mfw the asian sitting next to me thinks it's the Arctic Monkeys

Quoting because you want me to quote this because no one paid attention to it.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do